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  • W wolfbinary

    How would the police have caught him or pursued him?

    That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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    Maximilien
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    Scrap the roadkill of the street when the guy crashes in another car.

    Watched code never compiles.

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    • C Caslen

      Yeah I get that, but as I read it he crashed and burned a few days later - not directly as a result of the police not chasing him, or am I reading that wrong?

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      Henry Minute
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      You are correct on that point.

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        You are correct on that point.

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        Caslen
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        but now I've completely forgotten what point I was trying to get over! :-D

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        • C Chris Maunder

          Since when was theft a capital offence?

          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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          hairy_hats
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          Must not make an Aussie convict joke, must not make an Aussie convict joke, must not make an Aussie convict joke, must not............

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          • C Caslen

            but now I've completely forgotten what point I was trying to get over! :-D

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            Henry Minute
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            I was thinking that too. :laugh:

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            • W wolfbinary

              How would the police have caught him or pursued him?

              That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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              realJSOP
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              They obviously need to hire a competent marksman.

              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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              • H hairy_hats

                Must not make an Aussie convict joke, must not make an Aussie convict joke, must not make an Aussie convict joke, must not............

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                Mladen Jankovic
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                5!

                [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                • C Chris Maunder

                  Since when was theft a capital offence?

                  cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                  Dan Neely
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                  The late, unlamented was not wearing a helmet... Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity. -- Lazarus Long

                  3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                  • B Baconbutty

                    A man killed in a motorbike crash in south Manchester was a suspected thief who police previously refused to pursue because he was not wearing a helmet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11211260[^] "At the time, Greater Manchester Police said it followed a nationwide policy that motorbikes should not be pursued because of the higher risk of injury to the rider." Unbelievable! Everyone gets their just desserts so thank goodness some higher power intervened on behalf of our considerate police force and their overlord's crass instructions.

                    He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!

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                    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                    Car chases aren't allowed in Florida unless there is imminent risk of bystander injury. From what I hear the cops get your tag and then let you go. They will come knocking in the morning when you sober up.

                    Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                    • B Baconbutty

                      A man killed in a motorbike crash in south Manchester was a suspected thief who police previously refused to pursue because he was not wearing a helmet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11211260[^] "At the time, Greater Manchester Police said it followed a nationwide policy that motorbikes should not be pursued because of the higher risk of injury to the rider." Unbelievable! Everyone gets their just desserts so thank goodness some higher power intervened on behalf of our considerate police force and their overlord's crass instructions.

                      He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      The hand wringing liberals who are upset at the thought of death being an inappropriate sentence for a minor crime need only to realise that the his death was the punishment for the highest crime of all, Stupidity. We all celebrate it when we read the Darwin Awards.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        The hand wringing liberals who are upset at the thought of death being an inappropriate sentence for a minor crime need only to realise that the his death was the punishment for the highest crime of all, Stupidity. We all celebrate it when we read the Darwin Awards.

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                        Oakman
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        The hand wringing liberals who are upset at the thought of death being an inappropriate sentence for a minor crime

                        Like driving while drunk?

                        The practical reason for freedom is that freedom seems to be the only condition under which any kind of substantial moral fiber can be developed — we have tried law, compulsion and authoritarianism of various kinds, and the result is nothing to be proud of. ~ Albert Jay Nock

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                        • C Chris Maunder

                          Since when was theft a capital offence?

                          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                          Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                          You would wish it was a capital offense. Cops only shrug and refuse to investigate property crimes. I will give you a direct quote from a Detective from the Palm Springs, FL police department in regard to my motorcycle being stolen after telling me they would not investigate or hand it off to the Sheriff: "So, what is less important that my motorcycle being stolen?" "I suppose, if someone reported their Christmas lights stolen that would be less important" So while, legally, property crime may not be a capital offense; I will no longer bother to call the law and will shoot to kill instead. Thus promoting theft to a capital offense.

                          Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                          • O Oakman

                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            The hand wringing liberals who are upset at the thought of death being an inappropriate sentence for a minor crime

                            Like driving while drunk?

                            The practical reason for freedom is that freedom seems to be the only condition under which any kind of substantial moral fiber can be developed — we have tried law, compulsion and authoritarianism of various kinds, and the result is nothing to be proud of. ~ Albert Jay Nock

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I would not consider Drink Driving a minor crime. (And I know, I have, to my shame, a drink drive conviction where I was just over the limit, and I had to attend a course. I think that course should be compulsory for all learner drivers. No-one was killed or hurt in my case, I was just unlucky enough to be pulled over and failed a breath test, but hey ho, I learnt my lesson!).

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            • B Baconbutty

                              A man killed in a motorbike crash in south Manchester was a suspected thief who police previously refused to pursue because he was not wearing a helmet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11211260[^] "At the time, Greater Manchester Police said it followed a nationwide policy that motorbikes should not be pursued because of the higher risk of injury to the rider." Unbelievable! Everyone gets their just desserts so thank goodness some higher power intervened on behalf of our considerate police force and their overlord's crass instructions.

                              He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!

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                              Rage
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                              Pursue ? No helmet gives free access to bullets...

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                              • B Baconbutty

                                A man killed in a motorbike crash in south Manchester was a suspected thief who police previously refused to pursue because he was not wearing a helmet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11211260[^] "At the time, Greater Manchester Police said it followed a nationwide policy that motorbikes should not be pursued because of the higher risk of injury to the rider." Unbelievable! Everyone gets their just desserts so thank goodness some higher power intervened on behalf of our considerate police force and their overlord's crass instructions.

                                He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!

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                                Lost User
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                                Crazy crazy country old England. Was there a couple of weeks ago and was not allowed to have my take away coffee in a paper cup without a lid because of OH&S. The guy gave me my coffee, with lid, and then offered to put the lid in the bin for me as long as I removed it. Crap coffee too.

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                                • CPalliniC CPallini

                                  Baconbutty wrote:

                                  so thank goodness some higher power intervened on behalf of our considerate police force and their overlord's crass instructions.

                                  I don't regard death as the right punishment for a bike thief. :)

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                  I completely agree, its far too lenient

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                                  • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                    I completely agree, its far too lenient

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Yes, some gentle torture first.

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Crazy crazy country old England. Was there a couple of weeks ago and was not allowed to have my take away coffee in a paper cup without a lid because of OH&S. The guy gave me my coffee, with lid, and then offered to put the lid in the bin for me as long as I removed it. Crap coffee too.

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      Josh Gray wrote:

                                      Crap coffee too.

                                      Like this?[^]

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Yes, some gentle torture first.

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                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                        you tree hugging liberal

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Josh Gray wrote:

                                          Crap coffee too.

                                          Like this?[^]

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Hey that stuff sells for AUD $80 a cup at home.

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