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British psychologists have discovered the male dance moves most likely to attract women: http://www.northumbria.ac.uk/browse/ne/uninews/maledance[^] Watch the sample videos and learn :)
I used to waggle a leg quite well, I could cut good rug, but now I 'Dance like my dad'. I believe there is a reason for it. Older men appear less attractive to younger girls when they dance badly, so the young girls go for the young men, and keep the fitter genes. (Lots of copies by the time you hit your forties, so more likely to have genetic mutations, and also shorter telomeres, so more risk of further genetic mutations).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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I used to waggle a leg quite well, I could cut good rug, but now I 'Dance like my dad'. I believe there is a reason for it. Older men appear less attractive to younger girls when they dance badly, so the young girls go for the young men, and keep the fitter genes. (Lots of copies by the time you hit your forties, so more likely to have genetic mutations, and also shorter telomeres, so more risk of further genetic mutations).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
Older men appear less attractive to younger girls when they dance badly, so the young girls go for the young men, and keep the fitter genes.
Yeah, that's right. That's the excuse I'll stick with. The younger lady no longer looks at me because I dance badly :rolleyes: The middle aged spread and whitening hair has absolutely nothing to do with it.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Older men appear less attractive to younger girls when they dance badly, so the young girls go for the young men, and keep the fitter genes.
Yeah, that's right. That's the excuse I'll stick with. The younger lady no longer looks at me because I dance badly :rolleyes: The middle aged spread and whitening hair has absolutely nothing to do with it.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Broad Mid-riff and Silver Hair... Ah yes, Alpha Male Gorilla! No-one gives him shit until he dances badly. Then he loses the entire flange.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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British psychologists have discovered the male dance moves most likely to attract women: http://www.northumbria.ac.uk/browse/ne/uninews/maledance[^] Watch the sample videos and learn :)
I think I'll look at that when I get home. I was recently told that I am not smooth and that I could Google to find out how to be smooth. I don't think she was serious, but that never stopped me before!
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I think I'll look at that when I get home. I was recently told that I am not smooth and that I could Google to find out how to be smooth. I don't think she was serious, but that never stopped me before!
The Rake[^], the magazine for the smooth man about town. You should subscribe if you want to be 'smooth'.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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British psychologists have discovered the male dance moves most likely to attract women: http://www.northumbria.ac.uk/browse/ne/uninews/maledance[^] Watch the sample videos and learn :)
Thats a big difference between the good and bad dancers. It's just a shame that there is about the same amount of difference between the bad dancer and me - I usually just try to avoid any kind of dancing, it's for the best.
My current favourite word: Harsh!
-SK Genius
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Thats a big difference between the good and bad dancers. It's just a shame that there is about the same amount of difference between the bad dancer and me - I usually just try to avoid any kind of dancing, it's for the best.
My current favourite word: Harsh!
-SK Genius
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Dance or self respect - choose. :laugh:
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
Trollslayer wrote:
or self respect
And what if you don't have any?
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Trollslayer wrote:
or self respect
And what if you don't have any?
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Dance or self respect - choose. :laugh:
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
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Brioche!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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British psychologists have discovered the male dance moves most likely to attract women: http://www.northumbria.ac.uk/browse/ne/uninews/maledance[^] Watch the sample videos and learn :)
OK, so acting like under LSD effects is great to date a girl... :rolleyes:
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Brioche!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
goes well with cacao. :thumbsup:
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goes well with cacao. :thumbsup:
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Last night's cocoa didn't work (although I didn't have brioche with it). I find I am unable to sleep, so an all-nighter looks on the cards.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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OK, so acting like under LSD effects is great to date a girl... :rolleyes:
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Obviously, it depends on the girl. ;)
Will Rogers never met me.
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Last night's cocoa didn't work (although I didn't have brioche with it). I find I am unable to sleep, so an all-nighter looks on the cards.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Temper, temper. You're still upset about having to return some faulty goods tomorrow, about web sites insisting seven takes four digits (not: 7.000), and God knows what else. And then there are those nightmares about a pounding sea. Maybe tomorrow will be better, although, I'm not so sure, could be a flare of your earlier Graus Syndrome. And that might take a while to settle in the background again... :sigh:
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The Rake[^], the magazine for the smooth man about town. You should subscribe if you want to be 'smooth'.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
I actually like that... though I need some more money first.
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British psychologists have discovered the male dance moves most likely to attract women: http://www.northumbria.ac.uk/browse/ne/uninews/maledance[^] Watch the sample videos and learn :)
"If a man knows what the key moves are, he can get some training and improve his chances of attracting a female through his dance style." ... Which becomes necessary if all you do all day is piddle about with 3D graphics apps for spurious "research" into things that make people laugh at your stupidity and groan at the time you've wasted, and you therefore have bugger all interesting to say...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!