The Burglar [modified]
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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
modified on Tuesday, September 28, 2010 3:43 PM
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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
modified on Tuesday, September 28, 2010 3:43 PM
Where's the crickets icon. :confused:
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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
modified on Tuesday, September 28, 2010 3:43 PM
sasha winston wrote:
I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat stoopid joke I post.
Holy cr@p! If all your jokes are that kind of quality, we'll all be RICH!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
modified on Tuesday, September 28, 2010 3:43 PM
sasha winston wrote:
Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till?
Burglar: Well to be honest sir, I don't know. You see at the time, I was as drunk as a Judge. Judge: My good man, do you not mean you were as drunk as a Lord? Burglar: If you say so, m'lud!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”