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  • S Slacker007

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Someone with a tiny penis is voting me down.

    I'm sorry Dave...I had to...1 vote you. I couldn't help myself. :-D ;P And how did you know I had such a tiny penis... :-O

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    Dalek Dave
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    Your web cam is on!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      Crikey you're a 1 magnet today - is it the 13th?

      Two heads are better than one.

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      Chris Losinger
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      whining about 1's => more 1's simple physics

      image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Your web cam is on!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        Slacker007
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        :laugh: :laugh:

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        • C Chris Losinger

          whining about 1's => more 1's simple physics

          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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          Dalek Dave
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          Should I whine about £££'s?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            whining about 1's => more 1's simple physics

            image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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            NormDroid
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            Yep, it's fundemental rules of the Lounge.

            Two heads are better than one.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Should I whine about £££'s?

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              Chris Losinger
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              next time you're amongst people who find the value of a single £ to be too small to worry about, sure. it might help if you wear shabby clothes, a 10 day growth of facial hair, and carry a tin cup into which they can deposit their £'s.

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              • S Steven J Jowett

                If I vote you up to a 5, does that mean I have a BIG penis?:~

                Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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                realJSOP
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                No, but if you buy a chrome cap for it so that it doesn't fray when it drags on the ground... I used to have a chrome cap, but I exchanged it for a bare steel one because the sparks are more prominent when I'm walking on concrete or metal surfaces.

                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  No, but if you buy a chrome cap for it so that it doesn't fray when it drags on the ground... I used to have a chrome cap, but I exchanged it for a bare steel one because the sparks are more prominent when I'm walking on concrete or metal surfaces.

                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                  Slacker007
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                  :laugh:

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                  • C Chris Losinger

                    next time you're amongst people who find the value of a single £ to be too small to worry about, sure. it might help if you wear shabby clothes, a 10 day growth of facial hair, and carry a tin cup into which they can deposit their £'s.

                    image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I must get a scruffy dog on a bit of string too.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      No, but if you buy a chrome cap for it so that it doesn't fray when it drags on the ground... I used to have a chrome cap, but I exchanged it for a bare steel one because the sparks are more prominent when I'm walking on concrete or metal surfaces.

                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                      M o r r i0
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                      You've got some really short legs there!!! :~

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                      • M M o r r i0

                        You've got some really short legs there!!! :~

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        :laugh: 5

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Someone with a tiny penis is voting me down. Like I care.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                          modified on Friday, October 8, 2010 8:49 AM

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                          Lost User
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                          I don't know what you said last night (in this message[^], and sorry I missed your pearls of wisdom) but you obviously yanked someone's chain.

                          Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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                            I don't know what you said last night (in this message[^], and sorry I missed your pearls of wisdom) but you obviously yanked someone's chain.

                            Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I was out celebrating. Was very full when I returned.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              Someone with a tiny penis is voting me down. Like I care.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                              modified on Friday, October 8, 2010 8:49 AM

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                              Tomz_KV
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                              How did you know the tiny part? :laugh:

                              TOMZ_KV

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                I was out celebrating. Was very full when I returned.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                NormDroid
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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Was very full when I returned

                                I think the term is Steamboated[^]

                                Two heads are better than one.

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                                • T Tomz_KV

                                  How did you know the tiny part? :laugh:

                                  TOMZ_KV

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Guesswork and intuition!

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                  • N NormDroid

                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    Was very full when I returned

                                    I think the term is Steamboated[^]

                                    Two heads are better than one.

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Yep, that was it! :)

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Yep, that was it! :)

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      NormDroid
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                                      Well you've certainly clocked up a few consective 1s, a few more and you may hold the record.

                                      Two heads are better than one.

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Someone with a tiny penis is voting me down. Like I care.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                                        modified on Friday, October 8, 2010 8:49 AM

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                                        leppie
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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        Someone with a tiny penis is voting me down.

                                        I have a big penis, so I voted 5, that's OK? In fact it must be huge, as the vote was 1.00 from 14 votes, after mine 2.00 from 15 ;P

                                        xacc.ide
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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Someone with a tiny penis is voting me down. Like I care.

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                                          modified on Friday, October 8, 2010 8:49 AM

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                                          Mycroft Holmes
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                                          Well Dave I felt obliged to give you a 1 vote, your habit of returning from the pub and drivelling in the Lounge can be irritating. Seriously lock your keyboard when you go down the pub. I rarely vote in the Lounge but the quality of the crap you have been posting lately just deserves it. Raise you game lad, and leave the keyboard alone after the pub. I seriously don't care if you were celebrating, I really don't wish to know the details of your marital harmony especially when I have to try and decipher what you intended when you passed out on the keyboard.

                                          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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