OK Bad jokes...let's see....

[Richard A Dalton]

Jack and Jill both worked for the same company, both had the same qualifications, both were hired on the same day, both were equally good workers. The boss, was chatting with Jill one day and confided that he had a problem. "I'm going have to either lay you or Jack off". Jill thought for a second... "could you jack off, I have a headache" -Rd

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[Dalek Dave]

Heard it before but still funny.

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[Mark_Wallace]

That's actually a good joke.

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