Dear Tech support.
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Very old but still very funny. +5
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
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Ian Botham wrote:
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Try this: www.veryfeckinoldandlamejokes.org
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Dear Tech support. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. Also it appears to have self installed some kind of system destroying application called Mother-In-Law 2.5, which appears interfear with all other applications I attemp to run? I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me!!
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Dear Tech support. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. Also it appears to have self installed some kind of system destroying application called Mother-In-Law 2.5, which appears interfear with all other applications I attemp to run? I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me!!
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Ian Botham wrote:
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Try this: www.veryfeckinoldandlamejokes.org
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
Michael Schubert wrote:
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Surely that's "Oh please, symbol of an outmoded and discredited belief system no, not that old chestnut".
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Surely that's "Oh please, symbol of an outmoded and discredited belief system no, not that old chestnut".
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Surely that's "Oh please, Non-existant primitive explanation for rainbows and other natural phenomena no, not that old chestnut".
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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Surely that's "Oh please, symbol of an outmoded and discredited belief system no, not that old chestnut".
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Dear Tech support. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. Also it appears to have self installed some kind of system destroying application called Mother-In-Law 2.5, which appears interfear with all other applications I attemp to run? I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me!!
That joke's deader than you are.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dear Tech support. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. Also it appears to have self installed some kind of system destroying application called Mother-In-Law 2.5, which appears interfear with all other applications I attemp to run? I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me!!
I don't normally down-vote crappy jokes but for you I'll make an exception. Not only is this as poo-like as they come but also a multi-multi-repost.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Surely that's "Oh please, Non-existant primitive explanation for rainbows and other natural phenomena no, not that old chestnut".
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
It's hard for me to choose which one's the best. I still like "outmoded belief system", if only because it would be really funny in a pr0n film.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Very old but still very funny. +5
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Slacker007 wrote:
very funny
Yeah, like piles.
Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash
I didn't think it was that bad...
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I didn't think it was that bad...