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  • M Michael Schubert

    Ian Botham wrote:

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    Try this: www.veryfeckinoldandlamejokes.org

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    Ian Write
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    Michael Schubert wrote:

    www.veryfeckinoldandlamejokes.org

    :-\

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    • J J4amieC

      Oh please [deity] no, not that old chesnut. *sobs*

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Surely that's "Oh please, symbol of an outmoded and discredited belief system no, not that old chestnut".

      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        Surely that's "Oh please, symbol of an outmoded and discredited belief system no, not that old chestnut".

        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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        Dalek Dave
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        Surely that's "Oh please, Non-existant primitive explanation for rainbows and other natural phenomena no, not that old chestnut".

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          Surely that's "Oh please, symbol of an outmoded and discredited belief system no, not that old chestnut".

          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          J4amieC
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          I was going to write "Dear ficticious father figure made up by many thousand year old farmer to keep people in check lest he smite thee, not that old chesnut again".... but I thought it sounded to wordy.

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          • I Ian Write

            Dear Tech support. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. Also it appears to have self installed some kind of system destroying application called Mother-In-Law 2.5, which appears interfear with all other applications I attemp to run? I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me!!

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            Mark_Wallace
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            That joke's deader than you are.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • I Ian Write

              Dear Tech support. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. Also it appears to have self installed some kind of system destroying application called Mother-In-Law 2.5, which appears interfear with all other applications I attemp to run? I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me!!

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              Henry Minute
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              I don't normally down-vote crappy jokes but for you I'll make an exception. Not only is this as poo-like as they come but also a multi-multi-repost.

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Surely that's "Oh please, Non-existant primitive explanation for rainbows and other natural phenomena no, not that old chestnut".

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                Pete OHanlon
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                It's hard for me to choose which one's the best. I still like "outmoded belief system", if only because it would be really funny in a pr0n film.

                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                • S Slacker007

                  Very old but still very funny. +5

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                  Lost User
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                  Slacker007 wrote:

                  very funny

                  Yeah, like piles.

                  Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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                  • L Lost User

                    Slacker007 wrote:

                    very funny

                    Yeah, like piles.

                    Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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                    Slacker007
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                    I didn't think it was that bad...

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                    • S Slacker007

                      I didn't think it was that bad...

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                      Lost User
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                      Slacker007 wrote:

                      I didn't think it was that bad

                      I'd like a pound for every time I've had someone email it to me; it's almost as old as Windows itself. :|

                      Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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