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    IdUnknown
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    body scanner or "TSA agents will use the front of their hands in searches, and the new process will include an agent running his or her hand up the inside of a passenger's leg." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39889732/ns/travel-news/[^] I don't which options I should choose.

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      body scanner or "TSA agents will use the front of their hands in searches, and the new process will include an agent running his or her hand up the inside of a passenger's leg." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39889732/ns/travel-news/[^] I don't which options I should choose.

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      Well that's easy, the scanner of course

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        Well that's easy, the scanner of course

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        if the agent is a she... and ubber hot... will have to accept the old ways of using the hands to touch my leg :D

        I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!

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          if the agent is a she... and ubber hot... will have to accept the old ways of using the hands to touch my leg :D

          I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!

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          Maybe, but she's not going to feel how big you are, but if you use the scanner..

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            Maybe, but she's not going to feel how big you are, but if you use the scanner..

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            Depends how slow she rubs her hand up his/my leg! ;)

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              Depends how slow she rubs her hand up his/my leg! ;)

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              Don't count on it - I still thing think the scanner is your best bet :) Epic typo, Freud would probably have something to say about that!

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                Don't count on it - I still thing think the scanner is your best bet :) Epic typo, Freud would probably have something to say about that!

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                It really depends on what gets you off. If you want to show your junk to a über hot chick go with the scanner. If you want a über hot chick to feel up your thigh then go with the pat down/rub up the thigh! :-D

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                  It really depends on what gets you off. If you want to show your junk to a über hot chick go with the scanner. If you want a über hot chick to feel up your thigh then go with the pat down/rub up the thigh! :-D

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                  You're not going to get her number from letting her pat down your thigh :)

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                    You're not going to get her number from letting her pat down your thigh :)

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                    harold aptroot wrote:

                    You're not going to get her number from letting her pat down your thigh

                    Nor from letting her look at me though a scanner! ;)

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                      harold aptroot wrote:

                      You're not going to get her number from letting her pat down your thigh

                      Nor from letting her look at me though a scanner! ;)

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                      Joe Simes wrote:

                      Nor from letting her look at me though a scanner!

                      No, but if it is an "appropriate" size, you could tattoo your number so she could call... (if you can't fit the area code in, don't bother :laugh:)

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                        harold aptroot wrote:

                        You're not going to get her number from letting her pat down your thigh

                        Nor from letting her look at me though a scanner! ;)

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                        Are you saying you're small?

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                          Are you saying you're small?

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                          For a laugh I guess I am but I don't think anyone is laughing!! :-O More times than not when I am going through screening at an airport I am more concerned with taking off my damn shoes than if they are scanning my fat ass! Do my feet stink or are those the stinky feet of the über hot chick behind me? Am I gonna keel over when I try and lace up my sneakers after going through the check point.

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                            For a laugh I guess I am but I don't think anyone is laughing!! :-O More times than not when I am going through screening at an airport I am more concerned with taking off my damn shoes than if they are scanning my fat ass! Do my feet stink or are those the stinky feet of the über hot chick behind me? Am I gonna keel over when I try and lace up my sneakers after going through the check point.

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                            You could wear sandals .. they're convenient, but women are immune to logic so convenience doesn't help you score

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                              body scanner or "TSA agents will use the front of their hands in searches, and the new process will include an agent running his or her hand up the inside of a passenger's leg." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39889732/ns/travel-news/[^] I don't which options I should choose.

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                              Annoyances... I don't really care about the privacy aspects of the body scanners, but from what I hear, the airports around me have installed the X-ray ones instead of the safer millimeter-wave ones, so I was going to opt for a pat-down if I was selected... So now my choices are risking skin cancer or being groped by some TSA agent (And contrary to the other branch of this thread, they always do same-sex pat-downs)...

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                              Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                Annoyances... I don't really care about the privacy aspects of the body scanners, but from what I hear, the airports around me have installed the X-ray ones instead of the safer millimeter-wave ones, so I was going to opt for a pat-down if I was selected... So now my choices are risking skin cancer or being groped by some TSA agent (And contrary to the other branch of this thread, they always do same-sex pat-downs)...

                                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                I agree. I was actually just trying to be funny but Harry seems to want to respond to all of my comments like I was serious. I flew into Norfolk for work last month and I was quite surprised by the groping I got from the TSA dude. I almost asked him if he wanted me to turn my head and cough but then I though better of it! :)

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                                  I agree. I was actually just trying to be funny but Harry seems to want to respond to all of my comments like I was serious. I flew into Norfolk for work last month and I was quite surprised by the groping I got from the TSA dude. I almost asked him if he wanted me to turn my head and cough but then I though better of it! :)

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                                  I've been lucky so far... I fly a few times a year, on average, and I've never been pulled aside for "secondary screening." Guess I just don't look scary enough :)

                                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                  Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                    I've been lucky so far... I fly a few times a year, on average, and I've never been pulled aside for "secondary screening." Guess I just don't look scary enough :)

                                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                    Must be dressed wrong. Juan Williams wouldn't have thought anything of you unless you were. :laugh:

                                    That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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                                      I agree. I was actually just trying to be funny but Harry seems to want to respond to all of my comments like I was serious. I flew into Norfolk for work last month and I was quite surprised by the groping I got from the TSA dude. I almost asked him if he wanted me to turn my head and cough but then I though better of it! :)

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                                      It would have been completely unfunny if I didn't/hadn't/whatever

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                                        body scanner or "TSA agents will use the front of their hands in searches, and the new process will include an agent running his or her hand up the inside of a passenger's leg." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39889732/ns/travel-news/[^] I don't which options I should choose.

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                                        No problem, fly first class and they give you nice metal cutlery.

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                                          body scanner or "TSA agents will use the front of their hands in searches, and the new process will include an agent running his or her hand up the inside of a passenger's leg." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39889732/ns/travel-news/[^] I don't which options I should choose.

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                                          If it stops some twat blowing me out of the sky they can grope away!

                                          Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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