CP Connection Issues

[Dalek Dave]

Yes, the hamsters are on strike.

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

[Nagy Vilmos]

'tis the party season and the hamsters have been alowed a certain amount of freedom by Chris. This has resulted in the boy hamsters drinking too much sunflower brandy and getting too friendly with the girl hamsters.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

[OriginalGriff]

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

the boy hamsters drinking too much sunflower brandy and getting too friendly with the girl hamsters.

Which is a good thing - we need more hamsters! (especially attack hamsters. With fricken laser beams on their heads.)

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

[Dalek Dave]

We need to bring in the Meerkats, they will break the strike!

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

[Johnny J]

YES

1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!

[Nagy Vilmos]

Okay meerkats maybe stronger but laser-guided-ninja-attack-pirate-hamster win every time.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

[OriginalGriff]

Meerkat SCABS! :wtf: All they will do is try not to sell you car insurance...

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

[Ankur m]

I just tried downforeveryoneorjustme[^] and it said:

It's not just you! http://codeproject.com looks down from here.

:~

..Go Green..

[Ravi Sant]

:thumbsup: @topic: down for me too

[PSK_]

codeproject.com[^] is down but www.codeproject.com[^] is up as per downforeveryoneorjustme but I am getting frequent timeouts.

WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF

[Ankur m]

It's going UP and DOWN like Indian stock market (very frequently) :doh: :rolleyes:

..Go Green..

[Slacker007]

yeah. I am getting time-outs like crazy here. I guess we will have to wait until they exterminate the littel critters causing all the trouble.

[Henry Minute]

Does anybody know the connection speed of an unladen hamster?

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Slacker007]

negative slow.

[Dalek Dave]

Four grains per furlong per fortnight.

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

[Lost User]

African or European?

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[Ankur m]

Or more specifically Canadian? ;P :-D

..Go Green..

[Henry Minute]

Siberian!

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Ankur m]

I knew this would happen. CG is back after a long time and he has to make up for his posts. :-O

..Go Green..

[PSK_]

I finally found 2 ways to know that CP is slow? 1. When text on the pages displays as Morse Code. 2. Graphics and advertisements arrive via FedEx. Now we should use sms abbreviations for our posts. ;P ;P

WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF