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What's the biggest mouse in the jungle? The hipopotomouse. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
What do you call a dead Hippo? A Hippoposthumous.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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What's the biggest mouse in the jungle? The hipopotomouse. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Two Hippos basking in a wallow. One turns to the other and says "You know, I keep thinking it's Thursday."
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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What's the biggest mouse in the jungle? The hipopotomouse. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
hipopotomouse
Or, to make it slightly bigger the hippopotomouse.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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What's the biggest mouse in the jungle? The hipopotomouse. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
What do you call Derek the hippopotamus? Derek.
I'll see your fart and raise you a turd.
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What do you call Derek the hippopotamus? Derek.
I'll see your fart and raise you a turd.
I like that.:thumbsup:
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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What's the biggest mouse in the jungle? The hipopotomouse. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
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What's the biggest mouse in the jungle? The hipopotomouse. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
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What's the biggest mouse in the jungle? The hipopotomouse. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
How do you vaccinate a hippo? With a hippodermic needle.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.
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How do you vaccinate a hippo? With a hippodermic needle.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.
You little joke has reminded me of a clip from one of those 'blooper' shows which always sends me off into fits of giggles. It has reached the stage where I actually start during the preamble. This has been going on for years, in spite of no one else in my family ever finding it remotely amusing. The clip in question is of an American OB News reporter, reporting on something or other when she says "and police have found a hyperdeemic nurdle". That's it. Nothing special but it's set me off again now, just thinking about it.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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You little joke has reminded me of a clip from one of those 'blooper' shows which always sends me off into fits of giggles. It has reached the stage where I actually start during the preamble. This has been going on for years, in spite of no one else in my family ever finding it remotely amusing. The clip in question is of an American OB News reporter, reporting on something or other when she says "and police have found a hyperdeemic nurdle". That's it. Nothing special but it's set me off again now, just thinking about it.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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You little joke has reminded me of a clip from one of those 'blooper' shows which always sends me off into fits of giggles. It has reached the stage where I actually start during the preamble. This has been going on for years, in spite of no one else in my family ever finding it remotely amusing. The clip in question is of an American OB News reporter, reporting on something or other when she says "and police have found a hyperdeemic nurdle". That's it. Nothing special but it's set me off again now, just thinking about it.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
And the fact that you mentioned a hippo and a video clip - I remembered Pat and Stan in 'the lion sleeps tonight' - here[^].
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.