Why life sucks...
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...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|
Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Henry Minute wrote:
Unless you have a porcupine down your trousers, apparently.
You sound like a man of experience, boy you have to much free time Henry!
As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.
Simon_Whale wrote:
Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.
From your sig. Forget the rich part, forget the whole dating thing, oh and the knowing what I'm doing part and you have your answer.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Life doesn't suck, it is an echo - you get back what you give. Did you learn nothing today?
Life doesn't suck, it is an echo - you get back what you give. Did you learn nothing today?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You know your onions dont you
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
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Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)That's why I fixed all my twenty sided dice!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|
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You know your onions dont you
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
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Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-
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Life doesn't suck, it is an echo - you get back what you give. Did you learn nothing today?
But echo is sound, which is transmitted as variations of pressure around the current un-sounding air pressure, going below and above. So, life sucks and blows in rapid succession.
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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Henry Minute wrote:
Unless you have a porcupine down your trousers, apparently.
You sound like a man of experience, boy you have to much free time Henry!
As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.
Simon_Whale wrote:
you have to much free time Henry!
And, sadly, to many procupines. (Sadly for the porcupines, that is.)
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-
chethu665 wrote:
wife doesn't
Mistress might... ;)
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Life doesn't suck, it is an echo - you get back what you give. Did you learn nothing today?
Note to self: Don't piss into the wind.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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That's a poultry excuse!
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That's a poultry excuse!
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Note to self: Don't piss into the wind.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Note to Walt: after pissing, don't eat the yellow snow
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
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If you can read this, you could have written it. :)
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Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
or in a top secret military research lab
If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)
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