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  • L Lost User

    Life doesn't suck, it is an echo - you get back what you give. Did you learn nothing today?

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Life doesn't suck, it is an echo - you get back what you give. Did you learn nothing today?

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Sage Wisdom!

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      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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      You know your onions dont you

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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      • I Ian Shlasko

        Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.

        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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        Jim Crafton
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        That's why I fixed all my twenty sided dice!

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        • A Abhinav S

          ...sometimes one wants to be somewhere and ends up being somewhere else. No. I dont mean professional growth here.....I mean (generally in) life. :|

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          chethu665
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          Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't

          "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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          • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

            You know your onions dont you

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

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            Dalek Dave
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            I have no Thyme for a pun thread today!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            • C chethu665

              Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't

              "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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              AspDotNetDev
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              chethu665 wrote:

              wife doesn't

              Now that sucks!

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              • L Lost User

                Life doesn't suck, it is an echo - you get back what you give. Did you learn nothing today?

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                peterchen
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                But echo is sound, which is transmitted as variations of pressure around the current un-sounding air pressure, going below and above. So, life sucks and blows in rapid succession.

                Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                | FoldWithUs! | sighist | WhoIncludes - Analyzing C++ include file hierarchy

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                • S Simon_Whale

                  Henry Minute wrote:

                  Unless you have a porcupine down your trousers, apparently.

                  You sound like a man of experience, boy you have to much free time Henry!

                  As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.

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                  Simon_Whale wrote:

                  you have to much free time Henry!

                  And, sadly, to many procupines. (Sadly for the porcupines, that is.)

                  Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
                  | FoldWithUs! | sighist | WhoIncludes - Analyzing C++ include file hierarchy

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                  • C chethu665

                    Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't

                    "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                    Johnny J
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                    chethu665 wrote:

                    wife doesn't

                    Mistress might... ;)

                    1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!

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                    • L Lost User

                      Life doesn't suck, it is an echo - you get back what you give. Did you learn nothing today?

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                      Dr Walt Fair PE
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                      Note to self: Don't piss into the wind.

                      CQ de W5ALT

                      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        I have no Thyme for a pun thread today!

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        Electron Shepherd
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                        That's a poultry excuse!

                        Server and Network Monitoring

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                        • A AspDotNetDev

                          chethu665 wrote:

                          wife doesn't

                          Now that sucks!

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                          Lost User
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                          y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

                          MVC

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                          • E Electron Shepherd

                            That's a poultry excuse!

                            Server and Network Monitoring

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I shall Duck out of this before someone calls Fowl!

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                            • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                              Note to self: Don't piss into the wind.

                              CQ de W5ALT

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Note to Walt: after pissing, don't eat the yellow snow


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

                                MVC

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                You need a new keyboard


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  I have no Thyme for a pun thread today!

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                  Chris C B
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                                  Sage!

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                                    y0u 411 r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d

                                    MVC

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                                    AspDotNetDev
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                                    If you can read this, you could have written it. :)

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                                    • I Ian Shlasko

                                      Man, I know what you mean! It's such a pain when one of my teleportation spells goes awry. I mean you try explaining how you just appeared in someone's living room, or in a bank vault, or in a top secret military research lab... It's the 21st century, but if you tell them it was magic, they still look at you like you're crazy! I mean... I am crazy, but that's beside the point.

                                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                      Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                      Abhinav S
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                                      Ian Shlasko wrote:

                                      or in a top secret military research lab

                                      If I could get the teleportation device to do that things would be fine. :)

                                      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                                      • C chethu665

                                        Life sucks Job sucks wife doesn't

                                        "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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                                        Abhinav S
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                                        chethu665 wrote:

                                        wife doesn't

                                        I suppose you got recently married then... :)

                                        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                                        • A Abhinav S

                                          chethu665 wrote:

                                          wife doesn't

                                          I suppose you got recently married then... :)

                                          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                                          chethu665
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                                          Abhinav S wrote:

                                          got recently married

                                          No, i am not :) . As long as you get the milk why buy the cow. ;)

                                          "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness-

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