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I cannot believe what has just happened! [modified]

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    Dalek Dave
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    I have gone out to celbr\ate the 10% inceraease in salary I have just been givben Then a tosser was going to be angrty so started to give me a bad rtime, landaldty and said if I walked back in he would hit me.#ack in, I was deagged away by told that So I walked back in. He jumped me. It took threeee seconds I turned and lumped myh fists into his throat rito put him on his back. Do not fuck with exarmy.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

    moved on Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:38 PM

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      I have gone out to celbr\ate the 10% inceraease in salary I have just been givben Then a tosser was going to be angrty so started to give me a bad rtime, landaldty and said if I walked back in he would hit me.#ack in, I was deagged away by told that So I walked back in. He jumped me. It took threeee seconds I turned and lumped myh fists into his throat rito put him on his back. Do not fuck with exarmy.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

      moved on Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:38 PM

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      Christian Graus
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      Looks like you had a few drinks. Glad it didn't mess with your fighting abilities....

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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        I have gone out to celbr\ate the 10% inceraease in salary I have just been givben Then a tosser was going to be angrty so started to give me a bad rtime, landaldty and said if I walked back in he would hit me.#ack in, I was deagged away by told that So I walked back in. He jumped me. It took threeee seconds I turned and lumped myh fists into his throat rito put him on his back. Do not fuck with exarmy.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

        moved on Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:38 PM

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        _Damian S_
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Do not f*** with exarmy.

        You think you'll get an article in the paper like the SAS boys yesterday?

        I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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          I have gone out to celbr\ate the 10% inceraease in salary I have just been givben Then a tosser was going to be angrty so started to give me a bad rtime, landaldty and said if I walked back in he would hit me.#ack in, I was deagged away by told that So I walked back in. He jumped me. It took threeee seconds I turned and lumped myh fists into his throat rito put him on his back. Do not fuck with exarmy.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

          moved on Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:38 PM

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          Chris Maunder
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          I moved this into the Soapbox so you could have a proper discussion

          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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            I moved this into the Soapbox so you could have a proper discussion

            cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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            Dalek Dave
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            No problem. But the truth still stands. I was always taught that a punch to the throat wins most arguments.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              No problem. But the truth still stands. I was always taught that a punch to the throat wins most arguments.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              _Damian S_
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              Your typing suddenly improved... The other question is why you chose to confront rather than walk away?

              I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                Your typing suddenly improved... The other question is why you chose to confront rather than walk away?

                I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                Dalek Dave
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                Shine out fair sun. Do you think I should have been discovered with two priests? I am not Gloucester. I have sobered, what is mysterious?

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  Shine out fair sun. Do you think I should have been discovered with two priests? I am not Gloucester. I have sobered, what is mysterious?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  _Damian S_
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Shine out fair sun. Do you think I should have been discovered with two priests? I am not Gloucester.

                  I have nfi what you are talking about...

                  I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    Shine out fair sun. Do you think I should have been discovered with two priests? I am not Gloucester.

                    I have nfi what you are talking about...

                    I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                    keyboard warrior
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                    _Damian S_ wrote:

                    I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!!

                    _Damian S_ wrote:

                    I have nfi what you are talking about...

                    well, you did hold out longer than expected. :P <3

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                      _Damian S_ wrote:

                      I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!!

                      _Damian S_ wrote:

                      I have nfi what you are talking about...

                      well, you did hold out longer than expected. :P <3

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                      _Damian S_
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                      ROFL... have a 5... and if you can translate wtf DD said, that would be appreciated!!

                      I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                        I have gone out to celbr\ate the 10% inceraease in salary I have just been givben Then a tosser was going to be angrty so started to give me a bad rtime, landaldty and said if I walked back in he would hit me.#ack in, I was deagged away by told that So I walked back in. He jumped me. It took threeee seconds I turned and lumped myh fists into his throat rito put him on his back. Do not fuck with exarmy.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

                        moved on Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:38 PM

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                        Lost User
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                        Oi, the trials of the nouveaux riche... ;)

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                          No problem. But the truth still stands. I was always taught that a punch to the throat wins most arguments.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          I was always taught that a punch to the throat wins most arguments

                          but with the risk of killing him in the process. In most case breaking something or just making them bleed is quite sufficient (although you might be surprised what people can take in a drunk or drugged state ;-))

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                            No problem. But the truth still stands. I was always taught that a punch to the throat wins most arguments.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            fjdiewornncalwe
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            I was always taught that a punch to the throat wins most arguments.

                            That or a kick to the groin. I used that one once. I found it amazing how quickly I could run after doing that.

                            I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                              No problem. But the truth still stands. I was always taught that a punch to the throat wins most arguments.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              R Giskard Reventlov
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                              Hmm: I was taught that it is easier to take the knee out: no one ever expects it (Still, should be last resort as you can do a lot of damage). It is harder to get at the throat and head: first thing people try to protect and it's further away and a small target. Once they're down you can take your time - they're not going anywhere. :)

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Do not f*** with exarmy.

                                You think you'll get an article in the paper like the SAS boys yesterday?

                                I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                                Lost User
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                                One SAS two Royal Marines. And one of them had lost his legs in action. Result - SPPLLLAAATT!! It would probably have been the same if the guy in the wheelchair had been on his own mind.

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                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  I was always taught that a punch to the throat wins most arguments.

                                  That or a kick to the groin. I used that one once. I found it amazing how quickly I could run after doing that.

                                  I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                                  Cool, can we add that to the 100 metres?

                                  Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                    Shine out fair sun. Do you think I should have been discovered with two priests? I am not Gloucester. I have sobered, what is mysterious?

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    Lost User
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                                    In 14 minutes? Bullshit. You mistyped the post intentiionally for effect. As for bragging about fighting, well done, you can now class yourself as scum. Like the guy who attacked you.

                                    "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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