I hate my android phone (smart phone geeks and non-lazy nerds avert your eyes)
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PaulPrice wrote:
both achieve the same goal but the first has the added benefit of not annoying the missis and thus assisting in romantic bliss.
Probably he isn't married, otherwise switching off the alarm was clearly a duty of the missus, wasn't it? :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]Now, if that's not an argument for not getting married...
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Now, if that's not an argument for not getting married...
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
There are millions... :-D
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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There are millions... :-D
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]I know them all. I invented them. You can't immagine how manny bitter cups have passed me because of them. Thank god.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Just whack the button to turn it off, roll over and get some decent sleep! My new Android phone is driving me nuts by running out of power when I'm not even using it. There are dozens of running apps, but I have no idea which are needed and which are optional. The manual stops just short of explaining...:suss:
Will Rogers never met me.
Roger Wright wrote:
The manual stops just short of explaining
It's open source ... just re-write it! :rolleyes:
Watched code never compiles.
