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    Dan Mos
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    from back when i was an IT guy/admin. Italics => my or my colleagues answers. 1) Hello, My computer loses synch with Lokal network every 5 min approx . Frustrating. Can you please help me "Hy, Could you please tell me if you use wireless or cable?" No I don´t use wireless cable 2)Hy, can one of you please change my poken? 3)Hello, I am sorry, but I have lost my password for my Movex account. Thought it was whisky1beer2 but this is not working! Could you please help me? 4) Can you please create a request or user for hi5? 5) Can you please block my user? 6) The production program doesn't work. It says "A network problem has appeared. Try again later" Can you please contact the company or person that created created the software to fix it? And the list goes on. Yeah, I'm bored. After all it's Wednesday. To more days and the weekend will crumble upon us. :)

    I used to think.... Finally I realized it's no good.

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      from back when i was an IT guy/admin. Italics => my or my colleagues answers. 1) Hello, My computer loses synch with Lokal network every 5 min approx . Frustrating. Can you please help me "Hy, Could you please tell me if you use wireless or cable?" No I don´t use wireless cable 2)Hy, can one of you please change my poken? 3)Hello, I am sorry, but I have lost my password for my Movex account. Thought it was whisky1beer2 but this is not working! Could you please help me? 4) Can you please create a request or user for hi5? 5) Can you please block my user? 6) The production program doesn't work. It says "A network problem has appeared. Try again later" Can you please contact the company or person that created created the software to fix it? And the list goes on. Yeah, I'm bored. After all it's Wednesday. To more days and the weekend will crumble upon us. :)

      I used to think.... Finally I realized it's no good.

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      Dalek Dave
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      Me: "What's your MAC address?" Manager: "Oh, it's not a Mac, it's a Lap Top" ????? Slap!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        Me: "What's your MAC address?" Manager: "Oh, it's not a Mac, it's a Lap Top" ????? Slap!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        Lost User
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        Boss: When exactly did you start work here? Me: Just after you threatened me with the sack.

        The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

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          Boss: When exactly did you start work here? Me: Just after you threatened me with the sack.

          The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

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          Dalek Dave
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          You should have been here at 9.00am! Why? What happened?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            from back when i was an IT guy/admin. Italics => my or my colleagues answers. 1) Hello, My computer loses synch with Lokal network every 5 min approx . Frustrating. Can you please help me "Hy, Could you please tell me if you use wireless or cable?" No I don´t use wireless cable 2)Hy, can one of you please change my poken? 3)Hello, I am sorry, but I have lost my password for my Movex account. Thought it was whisky1beer2 but this is not working! Could you please help me? 4) Can you please create a request or user for hi5? 5) Can you please block my user? 6) The production program doesn't work. It says "A network problem has appeared. Try again later" Can you please contact the company or person that created created the software to fix it? And the list goes on. Yeah, I'm bored. After all it's Wednesday. To more days and the weekend will crumble upon us. :)

            I used to think.... Finally I realized it's no good.

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            Pete OHanlon
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            I guess you had to be there at the time.

            I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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              I guess you had to be there at the time.

              I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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              Dan Mos
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              Yep, I realize it not generally funny, you had to be there, to live the events. But I had my share of fun remebering it. :)

              I used to think.... Finally I realized it's no good.

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