Women [modified]
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I told my wife to sit down and shut the f... up.
I said that to my wife the other night and she kicked me in the balls and gave me a black eye. :omg:
Oh, so she can multitask, then... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Women always go on about how good they are at multitasking. What a load of rubbish. I told my wife to sit down and shut the f... up. She could do neither!
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moved on Wednesday, November 24, 2010 3:09 PM
Someone should explain that to women that being able to talk whilst doing anything doesn't count as multi-tasking. I have a much ruder joke on the subject too, but obviously that cannot go here.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I told my wife to sit down and shut the f... up.
I said that to my wife the other night and she kicked me in the balls and gave me a black eye. :omg:
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Women always go on about how good they are at multitasking. What a load of rubbish. I told my wife to sit down and shut the f... up. She could do neither!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
moved on Wednesday, November 24, 2010 3:09 PM
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Someone should explain that to women that being able to talk whilst doing anything doesn't count as multi-tasking. I have a much ruder joke on the subject too, but obviously that cannot go here.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Slacker007 wrote:
she kicked me in the balls and gave me a black eye
Jesus, how hard did she kick them?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Now he has four tonsils!
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Now he has four tonsils!
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Someone should explain that to women that being able to talk whilst doing anything doesn't count as multi-tasking. I have a much ruder joke on the subject too, but obviously that cannot go here.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Well I might comment that being spitroasted doesn't count as multi-tasking. And then there might be another comment around if men had more than one penis they would be able to multi-task too.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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It is a proven fact that women CAN multitask better than men. However, as a proud man, I say "At least I do one thing right!"
Yes, a little link with the experience: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7896385/Scientists-prove-that-women-are-better-at-multitasking-than-men.html[^]
