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    Shahriar Iqbal Chowdhury Galib
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    checkout best programmer jokes collection http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke[^] :) :)

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      checkout best programmer jokes collection http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke[^] :) :)

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      Single Step Debugger
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      "Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: "When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb." :-D

      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        checkout best programmer jokes collection http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke[^] :) :)

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        Keith Barrow
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        Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

        A: Yes.

        Anyone, who has programmed any prolog will micturate themselves at that one.

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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          checkout best programmer jokes collection http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke[^] :) :)

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          Pete OHanlon
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          And my favourite variant from this: "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who get laid."

          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            checkout best programmer jokes collection http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke[^] :) :)

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            HimanshuJoshi
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            Why programmers like Unix

            who && gawk && uname && talk &&
            date && wine && touch && unzip && strip &&
            touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes; yes; more; yes;
            umount && make clean && sleep

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              And my favourite variant from this: "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who get laid."

              I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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              _Damian S_
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              I love that shirt... I saw another good one that said: There's no place like 127.0.0.1

              I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                I love that shirt... I saw another good one that said: There's no place like 127.0.0.1

                I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                Ian Shlasko
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                I have both of those :) Along with: "Go away, or I will replace you with a very small shell script" .... Yes, I buy most of my T-shirts from ThinkGeek :)

                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                • S Shahriar Iqbal Chowdhury Galib

                  checkout best programmer jokes collection http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke[^] :) :)

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                  Hiren solanki
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                  This one's my favourite.

                  A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
                  "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
                  "That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
                  "So? What's that got to do with anything?"
                  "We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."

                  Regards, Hiren. Microsoft Dynamics CRM "The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination" - Tommy Lasorda

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