Jokes kicks in
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"Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: "When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb." :-D
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Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Yes.
Anyone, who has programmed any prolog will micturate themselves at that one.
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And my favourite variant from this: "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who get laid."
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Why programmers like Unix
who && gawk && uname && talk &&
date && wine && touch && unzip && strip &&
touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes; yes; more; yes;
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And my favourite variant from this: "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who get laid."
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
I love that shirt... I saw another good one that said: There's no place like 127.0.0.1
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I love that shirt... I saw another good one that said: There's no place like 127.0.0.1
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I have both of those :) Along with: "Go away, or I will replace you with a very small shell script" .... Yes, I buy most of my T-shirts from ThinkGeek :)
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This one's my favourite.
A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."Regards, Hiren. Microsoft Dynamics CRM "The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination" - Tommy Lasorda