Snail Racing

[Electron Shepherd]

My racing snail has been under performing lately so I thought I'd try and streamline him a bit, which meant cutting off his shell .... if anything, it has made him more sluggish.

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[fjdiewornncalwe]

:doh: It's because you forgot to paint on the stripes... :doh:

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[Dalek Dave]

I painted the letter S on my vehicle and it went much faster. People would say "Look at that S Car Go!"

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[Henry Minute]

Electron Shepherd wrote:

it has made him more sluggish.

You should feed him on bee urine. If you can't get shell, bee pee is the next best thing.

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[Xiangyang Liu]

Henry Minute wrote:

If you can't get shell, bee pee is the next best thing.

Exxonllent, that should make it more mobile.

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[fjdiewornncalwe]

I think it's Monday... :doh:

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[Lost User]

Sorry, from the topic I was going ask if the snail beat you.

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[Rage]

S Car Go = [eskargo] = "escargot" = snail in french.