Out of the mouth of babes
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I took my boy, who has just turned 4, to the hairdressers this weekend. When we got there though we found it had closed down. As we was walking back to the car, Caleb asked why we couldn't get our haircut there now. I said 'I didn't know it was closed down and I was a silly billy' to which he replied 'You're not a silly billy Daddy, you're a wanker!'. Hearing a child of this age pronounce a swear word so accurately is very amusing, so trying not to show him I found it funny I told him 'We musn't say that word as that is a naughty word.' He laughed at me and said 'No its not a naughty word, Mummy always says you're a wanker. She says 'Daddys a wanker because he made the bedroom messy....she says Daddy's a wanker because he didn't go to the shops...' So now my boy thinks wanker=daddy, a word soley created for me. :laugh:
The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?
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I took my boy, who has just turned 4, to the hairdressers this weekend. When we got there though we found it had closed down. As we was walking back to the car, Caleb asked why we couldn't get our haircut there now. I said 'I didn't know it was closed down and I was a silly billy' to which he replied 'You're not a silly billy Daddy, you're a wanker!'. Hearing a child of this age pronounce a swear word so accurately is very amusing, so trying not to show him I found it funny I told him 'We musn't say that word as that is a naughty word.' He laughed at me and said 'No its not a naughty word, Mummy always says you're a wanker. She says 'Daddys a wanker because he made the bedroom messy....she says Daddy's a wanker because he didn't go to the shops...' So now my boy thinks wanker=daddy, a word soley created for me. :laugh:
The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?
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I took my boy, who has just turned 4, to the hairdressers this weekend. When we got there though we found it had closed down. As we was walking back to the car, Caleb asked why we couldn't get our haircut there now. I said 'I didn't know it was closed down and I was a silly billy' to which he replied 'You're not a silly billy Daddy, you're a wanker!'. Hearing a child of this age pronounce a swear word so accurately is very amusing, so trying not to show him I found it funny I told him 'We musn't say that word as that is a naughty word.' He laughed at me and said 'No its not a naughty word, Mummy always says you're a wanker. She says 'Daddys a wanker because he made the bedroom messy....she says Daddy's a wanker because he didn't go to the shops...' So now my boy thinks wanker=daddy, a word soley created for me. :laugh:
The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?
If Mummy was a little more accommodating Daddy wouldn't need to be .... what you said.
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I took my boy, who has just turned 4, to the hairdressers this weekend. When we got there though we found it had closed down. As we was walking back to the car, Caleb asked why we couldn't get our haircut there now. I said 'I didn't know it was closed down and I was a silly billy' to which he replied 'You're not a silly billy Daddy, you're a wanker!'. Hearing a child of this age pronounce a swear word so accurately is very amusing, so trying not to show him I found it funny I told him 'We musn't say that word as that is a naughty word.' He laughed at me and said 'No its not a naughty word, Mummy always says you're a wanker. She says 'Daddys a wanker because he made the bedroom messy....she says Daddy's a wanker because he didn't go to the shops...' So now my boy thinks wanker=daddy, a word soley created for me. :laugh:
The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?
Yeah, its funny indeed. Years back I taught my niece to say 'spin on this one motherfucker', in combination with the middle finger. She was about 3 or 4. She only used it once, when she was in the car with my sisters and they got cut up by another driver. Aparently she leant out the window at the other driver, raised her middle finger and said her piece! My sisters pissed themselves laughing. The remarkable thing is my niece knew exactly when to use it!
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
moved on Tuesday, December 7, 2010 8:16 AM
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Yeah, its funny indeed. Years back I taught my niece to say 'spin on this one motherfucker', in combination with the middle finger. She was about 3 or 4. She only used it once, when she was in the car with my sisters and they got cut up by another driver. Aparently she leant out the window at the other driver, raised her middle finger and said her piece! My sisters pissed themselves laughing. The remarkable thing is my niece knew exactly when to use it!
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
moved on Tuesday, December 7, 2010 8:16 AM
fat_boy wrote:
'spin on this one motherfucker'
Now if I posted that word it would have been censored. Story of my life... :-D
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I took my boy, who has just turned 4, to the hairdressers this weekend. When we got there though we found it had closed down. As we was walking back to the car, Caleb asked why we couldn't get our haircut there now. I said 'I didn't know it was closed down and I was a silly billy' to which he replied 'You're not a silly billy Daddy, you're a wanker!'. Hearing a child of this age pronounce a swear word so accurately is very amusing, so trying not to show him I found it funny I told him 'We musn't say that word as that is a naughty word.' He laughed at me and said 'No its not a naughty word, Mummy always says you're a wanker. She says 'Daddys a wanker because he made the bedroom messy....she says Daddy's a wanker because he didn't go to the shops...' So now my boy thinks wanker=daddy, a word soley created for me. :laugh:
The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?
That is brilliant. My daughter when only about two or perhaps three once said "the fucking phone" when our house phone started to ring. No idea why, my wife and I have never responded like that that we know of. Children swearing is very funny, especially when they get the context right but don't understand. A woman I know was cleaning out her hamster's cage a number of years ago with her young daughter 'helping', and was bitten by the beast. Shortly afterwards they went to see her mother and when the grandmother asked the granddaughter what the hamster was called she replied "fucking bastard". One that had me in absolute stitches with my daughter quite recently was when she had a small hand held fan took off her for some reason, she had a bit of a paddy and started shouting out "I want fanny" over and over again.
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Yeah, its funny indeed. Years back I taught my niece to say 'spin on this one motherfucker', in combination with the middle finger. She was about 3 or 4. She only used it once, when she was in the car with my sisters and they got cut up by another driver. Aparently she leant out the window at the other driver, raised her middle finger and said her piece! My sisters pissed themselves laughing. The remarkable thing is my niece knew exactly when to use it!
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
moved on Tuesday, December 7, 2010 8:16 AM
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I took my boy, who has just turned 4, to the hairdressers this weekend. When we got there though we found it had closed down. As we was walking back to the car, Caleb asked why we couldn't get our haircut there now. I said 'I didn't know it was closed down and I was a silly billy' to which he replied 'You're not a silly billy Daddy, you're a wanker!'. Hearing a child of this age pronounce a swear word so accurately is very amusing, so trying not to show him I found it funny I told him 'We musn't say that word as that is a naughty word.' He laughed at me and said 'No its not a naughty word, Mummy always says you're a wanker. She says 'Daddys a wanker because he made the bedroom messy....she says Daddy's a wanker because he didn't go to the shops...' So now my boy thinks wanker=daddy, a word soley created for me. :laugh:
The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?
Surely not only for you. There are at least 11 others in Portsmouth who turn out every Saturday who represent that term quite accurately.
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My first girlfriend had an Aunt with a sense of humor. Instead of her first words being Mama or Dada or something equally heart-filling, they were Son of a bitch :laugh:
My aunt taught me sh*t as my first word.