Coders breakfast experience - they break fast (nah)
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I just had a talk during coffee-break with one of my colleagues. He: "Dude, this morning I misspoke a sentence I said to my wife, it was so funny..." Me: "Really, I can't await to hear the details. WOuld you please go ahead and share them with me?" He: "It was sooo funny, I just wanted to ask if she could give me the coffee but I asked for coffin instead... hahaha (snort) so funny..." That was the moment when I remebered the last talk I had with my wife at the breakfast-table... quite a while ago... Actually I just wanted to ask her to hand me the butter, but instead I said: "You damn ugly bitch... you ruined my whole life!!!"
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I just had a talk during coffee-break with one of my colleagues. He: "Dude, this morning I misspoke a sentence I said to my wife, it was so funny..." Me: "Really, I can't await to hear the details. WOuld you please go ahead and share them with me?" He: "It was sooo funny, I just wanted to ask if she could give me the coffee but I asked for coffin instead... hahaha (snort) so funny..." That was the moment when I remebered the last talk I had with my wife at the breakfast-table... quite a while ago... Actually I just wanted to ask her to hand me the butter, but instead I said: "You damn ugly bitch... you ruined my whole life!!!"
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I just had a talk during coffee-break with one of my colleagues. He: "Dude, this morning I misspoke a sentence I said to my wife, it was so funny..." Me: "Really, I can't await to hear the details. WOuld you please go ahead and share them with me?" He: "It was sooo funny, I just wanted to ask if she could give me the coffee but I asked for coffin instead... hahaha (snort) so funny..." That was the moment when I remebered the last talk I had with my wife at the breakfast-table... quite a while ago... Actually I just wanted to ask her to hand me the butter, but instead I said: "You damn ugly bitch... you ruined my whole life!!!"
Thats better than having a beautiful wife, who has also ruined your life...
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