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The most stupid person on Earth is Russian

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    Dima Popov
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    It started as a romantic story of two newlyweds that went to Crete on their honeymoon, and ended up in court. While those two are still lovers, the Russian mobile network operator Megafon wants to have its RUR 1,000,000 (EUR 25,000) for the use of 3G-modem in roaming. The guy says that he checked his balance many times, and it didn't change. Then he looked up the operator's site where he found the price for 1 Mb via GPRS (RUR 450) and nothing about 3G. So it was free, he thought, and downloaded an episode or two of Russian comedy series.

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      It started as a romantic story of two newlyweds that went to Crete on their honeymoon, and ended up in court. While those two are still lovers, the Russian mobile network operator Megafon wants to have its RUR 1,000,000 (EUR 25,000) for the use of 3G-modem in roaming. The guy says that he checked his balance many times, and it didn't change. Then he looked up the operator's site where he found the price for 1 Mb via GPRS (RUR 450) and nothing about 3G. So it was free, he thought, and downloaded an episode or two of Russian comedy series.

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      He should have filmed himself when he opened the bill; it was probably funnier than the comedy show. Put that out on pay-per-view, and he'd make his money back in minutes.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        He should have filmed himself when he opened the bill; it was probably funnier than the comedy show. Put that out on pay-per-view, and he'd make his money back in minutes.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Dima Popov
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        The most irritating part is that he really sees himself as a victim.

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          The most irritating part is that he really sees himself as a victim.

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          Dalek Dave
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          Stupid people always do. They don't see that it is their own fault that they get into theses situations.

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            Stupid people always do. They don't see that it is their own fault that they get into theses situations.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            Mark_Wallace
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            They don't see that it is their own fault that they get into theses situations.

            And they hate meeses to pieces?

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              It started as a romantic story of two newlyweds that went to Crete on their honeymoon, and ended up in court. While those two are still lovers, the Russian mobile network operator Megafon wants to have its RUR 1,000,000 (EUR 25,000) for the use of 3G-modem in roaming. The guy says that he checked his balance many times, and it didn't change. Then he looked up the operator's site where he found the price for 1 Mb via GPRS (RUR 450) and nothing about 3G. So it was free, he thought, and downloaded an episode or two of Russian comedy series.

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              Lost User
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              Well he needs to slow down then.

              The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                They don't see that it is their own fault that they get into theses situations.

                And they hate meeses to pieces?

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Corporal Agarn
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                Mark Wallace wrote:

                meeses to pieces

                Now that is a quote from the past! Read it then it dawned on me where it came from as I started reading the next post.

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                  Mark Wallace wrote:

                  meeses to pieces

                  Now that is a quote from the past! Read it then it dawned on me where it came from as I started reading the next post.

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  What gets me is that mice cr@p and pee all over the place, and contaminate food with nasty diseases, but in cartoons, they always beat the cat! There ain't no fruggin' justice, I tell ya!

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Well he needs to slow down then.

                    The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

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                    Dima Popov
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                    They have the same price for GPRS and 3G, he downloaded about 2 Gb, and that is exactly RUR 1,000,000.

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                      They have the same price for GPRS and 3G, he downloaded about 2 Gb, and that is exactly RUR 1,000,000.

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                      Thats all very well but if he is russian then perhaps slowing down a bit might help. ;)

                      The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

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