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    Lee Humphries
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    What's the difference between Santa and Satan (apart from a typo)? None - both love corrupting small children and making liars out of adults.

    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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      What's the difference between Santa and Satan (apart from a typo)? None - both love corrupting small children and making liars out of adults.

      Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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      Santa would be Satan when hell freezes over!

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        Santa would be Satan when hell freezes over!

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        aspdotnetdev wrote:

        hell freezes over

        If you're living in Western Europe or the Eastern Seaboard that's already happened hasn't it?

        Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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          What's the difference between Santa and Satan (apart from a typo)? None - both love corrupting small children and making liars out of adults.

          Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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          One uses Elves the other uses Imps.

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            What's the difference between Santa and Satan (apart from a typo)? None - both love corrupting small children and making liars out of adults.

            Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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            Santa checks if I've been naughty or nice. Satan already knows. My ex wife always tells me I'm going to hell when I die, but know what? At least I'll know everyone.

            I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
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              One uses Elves the other uses Imps.

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              Lee Humphries
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              One uses Elves the other uses Imps.

              Ok, thanks for clearing that up - and here I've been referring to anyone with overgrown eyebrows (A la former Aussie PM John Howard) as "Satan's little helper".

              Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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                Santa checks if I've been naughty or nice. Satan already knows. My ex wife always tells me I'm going to hell when I die, but know what? At least I'll know everyone.

                I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
                My Site

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                Corporal Agarn
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                Next time she tells you that say "What I have to be with you?" :)

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