JOTD

[Hiren solanki]

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it." "I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?" "If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family." Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off. When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.

Regards, Hiren.

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[Mark_Wallace]

One-voted already? It's the way you tell 'em. (I believe the technical definition is "cr@ppily".)

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[Hiren solanki]

OMG I thought it to be a good joke. As I've stopped posting joke in regular basis I think it might be good in starting of the year. Okey Man I am sorry If it isn't funny. I am now quitting from this job.

Regards, Hiren.

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[OriginalGriff]

Hiren Solanki wrote:

I am now quitting from this job

Promise? :laugh:

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[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Hiren Solanki wrote:

OMG I thought it to be a good joke.

Some people here *think* that they're funny.

Hiren Solanki wrote:

I am now quitting from this job.

You don't have to; just post good jokes. And, if I can say it again, post less number of jokes, please.

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[Kasson]

Funny. And oldie.

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[Lost User]

Read what you posted - he was told to return the turkey so your joke doesn't work.

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[Hiren solanki]

Trollslayer wrote:

so your joke doesn't work.

I think it worked. Blue post is enough for telling about likeness of joke. Some members dis-likeness can't be every member's dis-likeness, I experienced it with this joke. ;P

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[Mark_Wallace]

That's passing weird. I get voted down for pointing out that someone has voted someone else down. Curious Points.

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[dandy72]

Hiren Solanki wrote:

I am now quitting from this job.

Best resolution I've read yet so far this year.