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    Diagon Alley
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    ..is wickedly twisted. Like always, a delight to read and share! :) :thumbsup:[^]

    If you need a hammer get C and shut up. If you need a nail gun get C++ and shut up. If you don't need *those* things (and good design should tell you) then by all means get a factory, factory, factory. --code-frog Why would you need to date, when C++ is your soul mate?! --Steve Echols

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      ..is wickedly twisted. Like always, a delight to read and share! :) :thumbsup:[^]

      If you need a hammer get C and shut up. If you need a nail gun get C++ and shut up. If you don't need *those* things (and good design should tell you) then by all means get a factory, factory, factory. --code-frog Why would you need to date, when C++ is your soul mate?! --Steve Echols

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      Lost User
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      Diagon Alley wrote:

      ..is wickedly twisted. Like always, a delight to read and share!

      hat was utter shit, or I missed something big time.

      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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        Diagon Alley wrote:

        ..is wickedly twisted. Like always, a delight to read and share!

        hat was utter shit, or I missed something big time.

        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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        Diagon Alley
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        Michael Martin wrote:

        hat was utter sh*t, or I missed something big time.

        Irony, LOTR, Astronomy... What's not to like? :rolleyes:

        If you need a hammer get C and shut up. If you need a nail gun get C++ and shut up. If you don't need *those* things (and good design should tell you) then by all means get a factory, factory, factory. --code-frog Why would you need to date, when C++ is your soul mate?! --Steve Echols

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          Michael Martin wrote:

          hat was utter sh*t, or I missed something big time.

          Irony, LOTR, Astronomy... What's not to like? :rolleyes:

          If you need a hammer get C and shut up. If you need a nail gun get C++ and shut up. If you don't need *those* things (and good design should tell you) then by all means get a factory, factory, factory. --code-frog Why would you need to date, when C++ is your soul mate?! --Steve Echols

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          Brady Kelly
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          Astronomy, shutter is it?

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            Diagon Alley wrote:

            ..is wickedly twisted. Like always, a delight to read and share!

            hat was utter shit, or I missed something big time.

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            Mark_Wallace
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            Michael Martin wrote:

            or I missed something big time.

            With a mule, you only need a yard of two-by-four. With an Australian, you need more than a nova.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              ..is wickedly twisted. Like always, a delight to read and share! :) :thumbsup:[^]

              If you need a hammer get C and shut up. If you need a nail gun get C++ and shut up. If you don't need *those* things (and good design should tell you) then by all means get a factory, factory, factory. --code-frog Why would you need to date, when C++ is your soul mate?! --Steve Echols

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              Sadly, xkcd is blocked here. :sigh:

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                Sadly, xkcd is blocked here. :sigh:

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                Lost User
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                I don't think you are missing much.

                I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                  Diagon Alley wrote:

                  ..is wickedly twisted. Like always, a delight to read and share!

                  hat was utter shit, or I missed something big time.

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  Henry Minute
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                  It is basically a reiteration of

                  In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory. - Les Dawson

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!

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                    ..is wickedly twisted. Like always, a delight to read and share! :) :thumbsup:[^]

                    If you need a hammer get C and shut up. If you need a nail gun get C++ and shut up. If you don't need *those* things (and good design should tell you) then by all means get a factory, factory, factory. --code-frog Why would you need to date, when C++ is your soul mate?! --Steve Echols

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                    Ravi Sant
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                    I hope to see it everyday and click on it, knowing that site is blocked by my company :(

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