Aussie Scammers!!!
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How can you mention Australia and anal sex in the same post? ;)
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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How can you mention Australia and anal sex in the same post? ;)
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
It was a penal colony, right?
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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It was a penal colony, right?
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
Marcus Kramer wrote:
It was a penal colony, right?
That's right: penile, not anal. ;)
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I would cash it, without shame.
Would? Surely that should be did.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Surely that should be did.
And then took an advert out and offered to pay 50 pence on the pound to anyone who would make their cheques over to him.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to sell imported hardcore pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check. After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers’ money in the form of a company check. However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to present these to their banks. The name of the company: ‘The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company’.
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I agree with Double D it is a brilliant idea. I did a job in Virginia many years ago and an Indian guy I worked with was about to go home and marry a woman that had been arranged for him by his family and he wanted to visit a "Gentleman's Club" as he had never been to one. Long story somewhat shorter when we went to tab out the server asked if we would like a receipt and I gave her a funny look. She said oh all the biz people that hang out here get one so we got one and I just stuck it in my pocket. When I got home my ex wife asked me what the bill for $nn from the something something Steak House was and I just gave her a grin and said "they got the best steaks in VA". :)
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I agree with Double D it is a brilliant idea. I did a job in Virginia many years ago and an Indian guy I worked with was about to go home and marry a woman that had been arranged for him by his family and he wanted to visit a "Gentleman's Club" as he had never been to one. Long story somewhat shorter when we went to tab out the server asked if we would like a receipt and I gave her a funny look. She said oh all the biz people that hang out here get one so we got one and I just stuck it in my pocket. When I got home my ex wife asked me what the bill for $nn from the something something Steak House was and I just gave her a grin and said "they got the best steaks in VA". :)
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In 1986 or 1987 in Alexandria and all I remember is it was close to the hotel. We ate at Mike's Steak house...hmmmmmm, or an oriental restaurant most every night. Been to many years just don't remember...seems like it was ??? steak house and saloon??
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A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to sell imported hardcore pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check. After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers’ money in the form of a company check. However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to present these to their banks. The name of the company: ‘The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company’.
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The film you took that from is British, not Australian. It's called Snatch.
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It is also in a film, I think perhaps Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Damn, I just claimed it was in Snatch ( which was a Guy Ritchie film also ). You are, of course, right.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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That is not a scam, that is an absolutely brilliant idea! Nothing illegal, they have refunded the money. I would cash it, without shame. But I like it, clever.
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I totally agree!! Brilliant.
