JOTD
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A group of Russian scientists discovered an apelike creature in the wilds of Lower Slobbovia which they were certain was the Missing Link. The proof of their theory, though, required that a human mate with the ape in order to see what characteristics the offspring would take on. So, they put an ad in the paper: "$8000 to Mate with Ape". The next morning a Bulgarian called up in response to the ad, and said he'd be willing to be part of the experiment. "But," he said, "I have three conditions!!" The scientists agreed to hear him out. "First: My wife must never know. "Second: The children must be raised as good Catholics. "Third: If I can pay in instalments, I'm definitely interested".
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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A group of Russian scientists discovered an apelike creature in the wilds of Lower Slobbovia which they were certain was the Missing Link. The proof of their theory, though, required that a human mate with the ape in order to see what characteristics the offspring would take on. So, they put an ad in the paper: "$8000 to Mate with Ape". The next morning a Bulgarian called up in response to the ad, and said he'd be willing to be part of the experiment. "But," he said, "I have three conditions!!" The scientists agreed to hear him out. "First: My wife must never know. "Second: The children must be raised as good Catholics. "Third: If I can pay in instalments, I'm definitely interested".
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
I haven’t asked to pay in installments! I had the money with me!
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A group of Russian scientists discovered an apelike creature in the wilds of Lower Slobbovia which they were certain was the Missing Link. The proof of their theory, though, required that a human mate with the ape in order to see what characteristics the offspring would take on. So, they put an ad in the paper: "$8000 to Mate with Ape". The next morning a Bulgarian called up in response to the ad, and said he'd be willing to be part of the experiment. "But," he said, "I have three conditions!!" The scientists agreed to hear him out. "First: My wife must never know. "Second: The children must be raised as good Catholics. "Third: If I can pay in instalments, I'm definitely interested".
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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Dalek Dave wrote:
On hearing this, what conditions did the wild apelike creature ask for?
She didn't want to be buggered.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken