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    TheyCallMeMrJames
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    When I first connected to a computer other than my own it was on a 300 baud modem - a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit. Today, I sit on a 1 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb), which can pull down a full MB per second, a feat that would have first required a cool 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meanwhile, my car still goes the same speed. My toast doesn't cook any faster. And it still takes the city 3 freekin' days (and four supervisors) to repair a frozen water main. I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

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      When I first connected to a computer other than my own it was on a 300 baud modem - a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit. Today, I sit on a 1 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb), which can pull down a full MB per second, a feat that would have first required a cool 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meanwhile, my car still goes the same speed. My toast doesn't cook any faster. And it still takes the city 3 freekin' days (and four supervisors) to repair a frozen water main. I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

      They Call me Mister James

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      TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

      I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

      Because a lot of us ARE those from the 80's... :laugh:

      1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see... Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house... Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!

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      • T TheyCallMeMrJames

        When I first connected to a computer other than my own it was on a 300 baud modem - a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit. Today, I sit on a 1 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb), which can pull down a full MB per second, a feat that would have first required a cool 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meanwhile, my car still goes the same speed. My toast doesn't cook any faster. And it still takes the city 3 freekin' days (and four supervisors) to repair a frozen water main. I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

        They Call me Mister James

        modified on Tuesday, January 25, 2011 5:27 PM

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        TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

        10 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb)

        Are you rich? :omg:


        See if you can crack this: fb29a481781fe9b3fb8de57cda45fbef

        The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob! "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

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        • T TheyCallMeMrJames

          When I first connected to a computer other than my own it was on a 300 baud modem - a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit. Today, I sit on a 1 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb), which can pull down a full MB per second, a feat that would have first required a cool 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meanwhile, my car still goes the same speed. My toast doesn't cook any faster. And it still takes the city 3 freekin' days (and four supervisors) to repair a frozen water main. I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

          They Call me Mister James

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

          28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

          speak for yourself.:cool:


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          • L LloydA111

            TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

            10 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb)

            Are you rich? :omg:


            See if you can crack this: fb29a481781fe9b3fb8de57cda45fbef

            The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob! "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

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            TheyCallMeMrJames
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            No, I just happen to work on an isolated chunk of network with bandwidth priority at an ISP :-D

            They Call me Mister James

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              No, I just happen to work on an isolated chunk of network with bandwidth priority at an ISP :-D

              They Call me Mister James

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              LloydA111
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              Lucky sod ;P


              See if you can crack this: fb29a481781fe9b3fb8de57cda45fbef

              The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob! "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

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              • T TheyCallMeMrJames

                When I first connected to a computer other than my own it was on a 300 baud modem - a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit. Today, I sit on a 1 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb), which can pull down a full MB per second, a feat that would have first required a cool 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meanwhile, my car still goes the same speed. My toast doesn't cook any faster. And it still takes the city 3 freekin' days (and four supervisors) to repair a frozen water main. I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

                They Call me Mister James

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                TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

                What did you create from the 80s on the computer?

                "I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain

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                • T TheyCallMeMrJames

                  When I first connected to a computer other than my own it was on a 300 baud modem - a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit. Today, I sit on a 1 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb), which can pull down a full MB per second, a feat that would have first required a cool 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meanwhile, my car still goes the same speed. My toast doesn't cook any faster. And it still takes the city 3 freekin' days (and four supervisors) to repair a frozen water main. I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

                  They Call me Mister James

                  modified on Tuesday, January 25, 2011 5:27 PM

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                  TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                  I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

                  Because 27,962 < 28,000. Never ignore the obvious.

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                  • L LloydA111

                    TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                    10 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb)

                    Are you rich? :omg:


                    See if you can crack this: fb29a481781fe9b3fb8de57cda45fbef

                    The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob! "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

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                    Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                    I have 100Mbps, which is 12.5MB/s... Does cost me the equivalent of $30 per month though. Does that count as rich? Iain.

                    I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                      I have 100Mbps, which is 12.5MB/s... Does cost me the equivalent of $30 per month though. Does that count as rich? Iain.

                      I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                      Dan Mos
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                      I got that for 12 euro. I must be in the richests club around here. I mean the cost reductions! :laugh:

                      All the best, Dan

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                      • T TheyCallMeMrJames

                        When I first connected to a computer other than my own it was on a 300 baud modem - a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit. Today, I sit on a 1 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb), which can pull down a full MB per second, a feat that would have first required a cool 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meanwhile, my car still goes the same speed. My toast doesn't cook any faster. And it still takes the city 3 freekin' days (and four supervisors) to repair a frozen water main. I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

                        They Call me Mister James

                        modified on Tuesday, January 25, 2011 5:27 PM

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                        TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                        10 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb),

                        TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                        which can pull down a full MB per second

                        What? So it is ~10Mbps after all.

                        [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                          TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                          10 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb),

                          TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                          which can pull down a full MB per second

                          What? So it is ~10Mbps after all.

                          [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                          TheyCallMeMrJames
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                          oops! lol...fixed. i'm on a 1MBit line, which you're right...is about 10Mbit. ;)

                          They Call me Mister James

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                            TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                            I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

                            What did you create from the 80s on the computer?

                            "I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain

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                            TheyCallMeMrJames
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                            now, now, don't try to distract from the fact that I'm mad at the city!

                            They Call me Mister James

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                              I have 100Mbps, which is 12.5MB/s... Does cost me the equivalent of $30 per month though. Does that count as rich? Iain.

                              I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                              TheyCallMeMrJames
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                              That kind of speed is not generally available where I live. Is that a burstable line? Our internet package at home (including the speed increase) costs us $90/month with 30 Mbps burstable, but I rarely see better than 6-7 Mbps.

                              They Call me Mister James

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                                That kind of speed is not generally available where I live. Is that a burstable line? Our internet package at home (including the speed increase) costs us $90/month with 30 Mbps burstable, but I rarely see better than 6-7 Mbps.

                                They Call me Mister James

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                                Don't know about Ian, but here it's optic fiber broadband. And it's common. Not something to pay extra for.

                                All the best, Dan

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                                • T TheyCallMeMrJames

                                  When I first connected to a computer other than my own it was on a 300 baud modem - a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit. Today, I sit on a 1 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb), which can pull down a full MB per second, a feat that would have first required a cool 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meanwhile, my car still goes the same speed. My toast doesn't cook any faster. And it still takes the city 3 freekin' days (and four supervisors) to repair a frozen water main. I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

                                  They Call me Mister James

                                  modified on Tuesday, January 25, 2011 5:27 PM

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                                  TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                                  I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

                                  That's because us "computer folks" have nothing to do with it.  :) It's the electrical engineers and physicists who are responsible for the magic behind the speed.  Although I doubt they're paid 27,962 times what they earned in the 80s. /ravi

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                                    When I first connected to a computer other than my own it was on a 300 baud modem - a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit. Today, I sit on a 1 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb), which can pull down a full MB per second, a feat that would have first required a cool 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meanwhile, my car still goes the same speed. My toast doesn't cook any faster. And it still takes the city 3 freekin' days (and four supervisors) to repair a frozen water main. I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

                                    They Call me Mister James

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                                    1 MPs? How quaint... I remember when we had that in our country.... I am at 100MBps but it costs! I pay £44 per month for it!

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                                      When I first connected to a computer other than my own it was on a 300 baud modem - a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit. Today, I sit on a 1 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb), which can pull down a full MB per second, a feat that would have first required a cool 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meanwhile, my car still goes the same speed. My toast doesn't cook any faster. And it still takes the city 3 freekin' days (and four supervisors) to repair a frozen water main. I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

                                      They Call me Mister James

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                                      Marc Clifton
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                                      TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                                      a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit.

                                      Heh. You might even have used a terminal emulator program that I wrote that was packaged with the modem. Of course, there were a lot of those, so odds are pretty low. Marc

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                                        1 MPs? How quaint... I remember when we had that in our country.... I am at 100MBps but it costs! I pay £44 per month for it!

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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        I am at 100MBps but it costs! I pay £44 per month for it!

                                        I pay $50/month for 2Mb/s. It takes over an hour to download a 45 minute show from iTunes. :sigh: I could have faster Internet, but I'm boycotting Charter for their crappy customer service (e.g., taking a week to get up and running) and their shady business practices (automatically "sidegrading" me to an alternate plan, then forcing me to pay an increased price according to that new plan rather than the plan I signed up for... all without notice). Now I use Clearwire. It's neat because it took no time to set up and I can take the modem with me when I move and it will take no time to set up. Actually, thanks to my power inverter, I could use Clearwire internet in my car on my laptop.

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                                        • T TheyCallMeMrJames

                                          When I first connected to a computer other than my own it was on a 300 baud modem - a Commodore brand little semi-hayes compatible unit. Today, I sit on a 1 MBps line (yes, MB not Mb), which can pull down a full MB per second, a feat that would have first required a cool 4 hours and 45 minutes. Meanwhile, my car still goes the same speed. My toast doesn't cook any faster. And it still takes the city 3 freekin' days (and four supervisors) to repair a frozen water main. I have no idea how us computer folks aren't paid 28,000 times more than those from the 80's.

                                          They Call me Mister James

                                          modified on Tuesday, January 25, 2011 5:27 PM

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                                          Yeah I remember the old Hayes modems...the times they are a changin.

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