Now they are into story writing : Spam
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Subject: BE MY TRUST I am looking for a person of integrity, self employed or one whose job does not prevent from engaging in other commitments and someone who is financially exposed to manage my charity outreach in Asia and America. I am Mr. Ben Lucas, a once oil merchant in West Africa and Dubai. I have been diagnosed with cancer for the past five years and ever since then I have been distributing my funds to charity organizations in Africa and Europe. I am presently at my home in London and am hoping to fly to India to meet with a doctor who is giving me hope of recovery, since my ailment has deteriorated I can barely continue with this great task I posed on myself which I don't intend to give up. Ever since I ventured into giving out financial aids I have remained anonymous and I will like to stay the same. Incase you might want to ask if I have kids, I do not have any kids and my wife left me earlier by divorce after extracting the possible funds she can from me through court process even before my ailment. I have sold almost all my assets and converted it to physical cash which I have in an offshore account in my quest to invest in charity. I do not believe much on news and cries for help which I see posted on the internet. What I do is I usually source for organizations that offer scholarships to the less privileged and development of poor communities and anonymously support them financially, after I have done thorough investigation on them and convinced that it is a genuine NGO, and that is literally making me a charity foundation of it's own that is being run by one person which is me. I have been able to make progress in Africa and some part of Europe where I have traded on in my lifetime. Since I can't do this any longer considering my health issues I will like you to help me do this if you will be interested. I am not writing you to pity me in anyway as I do not need such neither do I need your financial help or otherwise. I have approximately $17,000,000.00(Seventeen Million USD) remaining, in my offshore account. I am simply making you a business proposition which if you be interested you will have nothing but profit and smiles of joy all through, when you see the good works we will accomplish together though the task might be mentally demanding and hectic on you as you will be the one engaging in the field work which is sourcing the right organization and community to send our financial aids. Nevertheless you can still hire some people to do that for you while you maintain y
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Subject: BE MY TRUST I am looking for a person of integrity, self employed or one whose job does not prevent from engaging in other commitments and someone who is financially exposed to manage my charity outreach in Asia and America. I am Mr. Ben Lucas, a once oil merchant in West Africa and Dubai. I have been diagnosed with cancer for the past five years and ever since then I have been distributing my funds to charity organizations in Africa and Europe. I am presently at my home in London and am hoping to fly to India to meet with a doctor who is giving me hope of recovery, since my ailment has deteriorated I can barely continue with this great task I posed on myself which I don't intend to give up. Ever since I ventured into giving out financial aids I have remained anonymous and I will like to stay the same. Incase you might want to ask if I have kids, I do not have any kids and my wife left me earlier by divorce after extracting the possible funds she can from me through court process even before my ailment. I have sold almost all my assets and converted it to physical cash which I have in an offshore account in my quest to invest in charity. I do not believe much on news and cries for help which I see posted on the internet. What I do is I usually source for organizations that offer scholarships to the less privileged and development of poor communities and anonymously support them financially, after I have done thorough investigation on them and convinced that it is a genuine NGO, and that is literally making me a charity foundation of it's own that is being run by one person which is me. I have been able to make progress in Africa and some part of Europe where I have traded on in my lifetime. Since I can't do this any longer considering my health issues I will like you to help me do this if you will be interested. I am not writing you to pity me in anyway as I do not need such neither do I need your financial help or otherwise. I have approximately $17,000,000.00(Seventeen Million USD) remaining, in my offshore account. I am simply making you a business proposition which if you be interested you will have nothing but profit and smiles of joy all through, when you see the good works we will accomplish together though the task might be mentally demanding and hectic on you as you will be the one engaging in the field work which is sourcing the right organization and community to send our financial aids. Nevertheless you can still hire some people to do that for you while you maintain y
It's bad enough that we have to get this crap in our inboxes, but do you have to post it in the Lounge as well?
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Subject: BE MY TRUST I am looking for a person of integrity, self employed or one whose job does not prevent from engaging in other commitments and someone who is financially exposed to manage my charity outreach in Asia and America. I am Mr. Ben Lucas, a once oil merchant in West Africa and Dubai. I have been diagnosed with cancer for the past five years and ever since then I have been distributing my funds to charity organizations in Africa and Europe. I am presently at my home in London and am hoping to fly to India to meet with a doctor who is giving me hope of recovery, since my ailment has deteriorated I can barely continue with this great task I posed on myself which I don't intend to give up. Ever since I ventured into giving out financial aids I have remained anonymous and I will like to stay the same. Incase you might want to ask if I have kids, I do not have any kids and my wife left me earlier by divorce after extracting the possible funds she can from me through court process even before my ailment. I have sold almost all my assets and converted it to physical cash which I have in an offshore account in my quest to invest in charity. I do not believe much on news and cries for help which I see posted on the internet. What I do is I usually source for organizations that offer scholarships to the less privileged and development of poor communities and anonymously support them financially, after I have done thorough investigation on them and convinced that it is a genuine NGO, and that is literally making me a charity foundation of it's own that is being run by one person which is me. I have been able to make progress in Africa and some part of Europe where I have traded on in my lifetime. Since I can't do this any longer considering my health issues I will like you to help me do this if you will be interested. I am not writing you to pity me in anyway as I do not need such neither do I need your financial help or otherwise. I have approximately $17,000,000.00(Seventeen Million USD) remaining, in my offshore account. I am simply making you a business proposition which if you be interested you will have nothing but profit and smiles of joy all through, when you see the good works we will accomplish together though the task might be mentally demanding and hectic on you as you will be the one engaging in the field work which is sourcing the right organization and community to send our financial aids. Nevertheless you can still hire some people to do that for you while you maintain y
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It's bad enough that we have to get this crap in our inboxes, but do you have to post it in the Lounge as well?
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
I just wanted to point that they are getting better day by day.
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Amar Chaudhary wrote:
I am Mr. Ben Lucas
Ol' Ben Lucas Had a lot of mucus Comin' right outa his nose He'd pick and pick till it made you sick But back again it grows ;P
:laugh: :laugh: 5!
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Amar Chaudhary wrote:
I am Mr. Ben Lucas
Ol' Ben Lucas Had a lot of mucus Comin' right outa his nose He'd pick and pick till it made you sick But back again it grows ;P
Not bad my vote of 5 but don't give up the day job just yet. :)
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I just wanted to point that they are getting better day by day.
The English has definitely improved! He must have been investing some of the $17 million in night classes, though he still needs some improvement. :-D
Will Rogers never met me.
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Not bad my vote of 5 but don't give up the day job just yet. :)
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No, no, no. Kinky Friedman gets the 5. Now I feel terrible for leaving off the attribution. :((
Nope to late you've plagiarized and there's no turning back now. :)
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Subject: BE MY TRUST I am looking for a person of integrity, self employed or one whose job does not prevent from engaging in other commitments and someone who is financially exposed to manage my charity outreach in Asia and America. I am Mr. Ben Lucas, a once oil merchant in West Africa and Dubai. I have been diagnosed with cancer for the past five years and ever since then I have been distributing my funds to charity organizations in Africa and Europe. I am presently at my home in London and am hoping to fly to India to meet with a doctor who is giving me hope of recovery, since my ailment has deteriorated I can barely continue with this great task I posed on myself which I don't intend to give up. Ever since I ventured into giving out financial aids I have remained anonymous and I will like to stay the same. Incase you might want to ask if I have kids, I do not have any kids and my wife left me earlier by divorce after extracting the possible funds she can from me through court process even before my ailment. I have sold almost all my assets and converted it to physical cash which I have in an offshore account in my quest to invest in charity. I do not believe much on news and cries for help which I see posted on the internet. What I do is I usually source for organizations that offer scholarships to the less privileged and development of poor communities and anonymously support them financially, after I have done thorough investigation on them and convinced that it is a genuine NGO, and that is literally making me a charity foundation of it's own that is being run by one person which is me. I have been able to make progress in Africa and some part of Europe where I have traded on in my lifetime. Since I can't do this any longer considering my health issues I will like you to help me do this if you will be interested. I am not writing you to pity me in anyway as I do not need such neither do I need your financial help or otherwise. I have approximately $17,000,000.00(Seventeen Million USD) remaining, in my offshore account. I am simply making you a business proposition which if you be interested you will have nothing but profit and smiles of joy all through, when you see the good works we will accomplish together though the task might be mentally demanding and hectic on you as you will be the one engaging in the field work which is sourcing the right organization and community to send our financial aids. Nevertheless you can still hire some people to do that for you while you maintain y
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Nope to late you've plagiarized and there's no turning back now. :)
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
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