Men will be men !!!
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A husband and wife booked into an hotel only to find their room had two single beds. In the middle of the night, the husband whispered over, “Oh darling, sweetheart, how about coming over here so I can make love to my beautiful wife.” The wife slipped out of bed, but as she crept over to him, she knocked the bedside table and upset a glass of water. “Never mind, darling,” he cooed, “it’s not your fault, it’s just too dark in here.” After a passionate session, the wife returned to her own bed but on the way back she hit the bedside table again and knocked over the lamp. “Watch out, you stupid *****, you’re so bloody clumsy,” he yelled.
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A husband and wife booked into an hotel only to find their room had two single beds. In the middle of the night, the husband whispered over, “Oh darling, sweetheart, how about coming over here so I can make love to my beautiful wife.” The wife slipped out of bed, but as she crept over to him, she knocked the bedside table and upset a glass of water. “Never mind, darling,” he cooed, “it’s not your fault, it’s just too dark in here.” After a passionate session, the wife returned to her own bed but on the way back she hit the bedside table again and knocked over the lamp. “Watch out, you stupid *****, you’re so bloody clumsy,” he yelled.
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That joke lacks something... Let's see... Oh yeah, it's not funny!
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That joke lacks something... Let's see... Oh yeah, it's not funny!
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
Oh yeah, it's not funny!
Thank God. I was afraid it was just me.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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Jörgen Andersson wrote:
Oh yeah, it's not funny!
Thank God. I was afraid it was just me.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken