Alpaca
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We've got three Alpacas - saves mowing and they're SOOOOOO SOOOOOFFFFT and cuddly (although they don't really like being hugged) Anyway, what I really like best about them (and what made me choose them over sheep for the grass-eating) is the fact that they poo communally. They don't actually all go at the same time (although they do quite often follow one another) but they all go in the same place. So after a few weeks, there's a nice pile of Alpaca poo. I was talking to a local yokel recently about this; after the flooding around these parts, followed by lots of sunshine, the grass has shot up. If someone could harness that energy... Where the Alpaca poo pile was, seems to grow twice as fast - it's quite astonishing to see these massive grassy mounds in amongst the shoulder-high growths! (there's a few of them, as the animals wander freely and tend to have a pile or two in each area - I guess to save them having to go too far for a crap! "You should dig it all up once the pile gets too big" the local told me (He, I should point out, also keeps Alpacas) "I would, but then what would I do with it?" "Well, we put it on our strawberries." He told me. So, I tried it. Tasted like Shit - I'm sticking to cream and sugar from now on.
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We've got three Alpacas - saves mowing and they're SOOOOOO SOOOOOFFFFT and cuddly (although they don't really like being hugged) Anyway, what I really like best about them (and what made me choose them over sheep for the grass-eating) is the fact that they poo communally. They don't actually all go at the same time (although they do quite often follow one another) but they all go in the same place. So after a few weeks, there's a nice pile of Alpaca poo. I was talking to a local yokel recently about this; after the flooding around these parts, followed by lots of sunshine, the grass has shot up. If someone could harness that energy... Where the Alpaca poo pile was, seems to grow twice as fast - it's quite astonishing to see these massive grassy mounds in amongst the shoulder-high growths! (there's a few of them, as the animals wander freely and tend to have a pile or two in each area - I guess to save them having to go too far for a crap! "You should dig it all up once the pile gets too big" the local told me (He, I should point out, also keeps Alpacas) "I would, but then what would I do with it?" "Well, we put it on our strawberries." He told me. So, I tried it. Tasted like Shit - I'm sticking to cream and sugar from now on.
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We've got three Alpacas - saves mowing and they're SOOOOOO SOOOOOFFFFT and cuddly (although they don't really like being hugged) Anyway, what I really like best about them (and what made me choose them over sheep for the grass-eating) is the fact that they poo communally. They don't actually all go at the same time (although they do quite often follow one another) but they all go in the same place. So after a few weeks, there's a nice pile of Alpaca poo. I was talking to a local yokel recently about this; after the flooding around these parts, followed by lots of sunshine, the grass has shot up. If someone could harness that energy... Where the Alpaca poo pile was, seems to grow twice as fast - it's quite astonishing to see these massive grassy mounds in amongst the shoulder-high growths! (there's a few of them, as the animals wander freely and tend to have a pile or two in each area - I guess to save them having to go too far for a crap! "You should dig it all up once the pile gets too big" the local told me (He, I should point out, also keeps Alpacas) "I would, but then what would I do with it?" "Well, we put it on our strawberries." He told me. So, I tried it. Tasted like Shit - I'm sticking to cream and sugar from now on.
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I was wondering where this was going... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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We've got three Alpacas - saves mowing and they're SOOOOOO SOOOOOFFFFT and cuddly (although they don't really like being hugged) Anyway, what I really like best about them (and what made me choose them over sheep for the grass-eating) is the fact that they poo communally. They don't actually all go at the same time (although they do quite often follow one another) but they all go in the same place. So after a few weeks, there's a nice pile of Alpaca poo. I was talking to a local yokel recently about this; after the flooding around these parts, followed by lots of sunshine, the grass has shot up. If someone could harness that energy... Where the Alpaca poo pile was, seems to grow twice as fast - it's quite astonishing to see these massive grassy mounds in amongst the shoulder-high growths! (there's a few of them, as the animals wander freely and tend to have a pile or two in each area - I guess to save them having to go too far for a crap! "You should dig it all up once the pile gets too big" the local told me (He, I should point out, also keeps Alpacas) "I would, but then what would I do with it?" "Well, we put it on our strawberries." He told me. So, I tried it. Tasted like Shit - I'm sticking to cream and sugar from now on.
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We've got three Alpacas - saves mowing and they're SOOOOOO SOOOOOFFFFT and cuddly (although they don't really like being hugged) Anyway, what I really like best about them (and what made me choose them over sheep for the grass-eating) is the fact that they poo communally. They don't actually all go at the same time (although they do quite often follow one another) but they all go in the same place. So after a few weeks, there's a nice pile of Alpaca poo. I was talking to a local yokel recently about this; after the flooding around these parts, followed by lots of sunshine, the grass has shot up. If someone could harness that energy... Where the Alpaca poo pile was, seems to grow twice as fast - it's quite astonishing to see these massive grassy mounds in amongst the shoulder-high growths! (there's a few of them, as the animals wander freely and tend to have a pile or two in each area - I guess to save them having to go too far for a crap! "You should dig it all up once the pile gets too big" the local told me (He, I should point out, also keeps Alpacas) "I would, but then what would I do with it?" "Well, we put it on our strawberries." He told me. So, I tried it. Tasted like Shit - I'm sticking to cream and sugar from now on.
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Seeing grass that high, suddenly appear must be quite scary. Allamaing in fact.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Seeing grass that high, suddenly appear must be quite scary. Allamaing in fact.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
:groan: That kind of pun just gets my goat...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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:groan: That kind of pun just gets my goat...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Sowwy. Now I'm feeling sheepish. :-O
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Sowwy. Now I'm feeling sheepish. :-O
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
We don't use that phrase round these parts...[^]
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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does Alpaca bacon taste like?
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Do I get half marks because I've eaten Alpaca steak? It was actually very nice, with it's own distinct flavour (i.e. didn't taste like chicken) which was mild and I can only describe it as a cross between pork and beef (it looked more like the former).
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We don't use that phrase round these parts...[^]
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Ah, yet another image from 'The Welsh Gentleman's Special Interest Forum'.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Ah, yet another image from 'The Welsh Gentleman's Special Interest Forum'.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Henry Minute wrote:
yet another image from 'Cardiff Tourist Information: Leisure Centres'.
FTFY!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Sowwy. Now I'm feeling sheepish. :-O
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
