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    Shahriar Iqbal Chowdhury Galib
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    found a interesting Fb status today. "MAN found thousands of ways to cheat GOD.However GOD punishes him by simply making him HUSBAND" :)

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      found a interesting Fb status today. "MAN found thousands of ways to cheat GOD.However GOD punishes him by simply making him HUSBAND" :)

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      Christian Graus
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      Jeepers, it's the day of the bad and old jokes. There's an Indian forum for you guys who obviously didn't hear all these jokes around age 4 1/2.

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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        found a interesting Fb status today. "MAN found thousands of ways to cheat GOD.However GOD punishes him by simply making him HUSBAND" :)

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        Henry Minute
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        Sorry, neither amusing nor true. Fail!

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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          Jeepers, it's the day of the bad and old jokes. There's an Indian forum for you guys who obviously didn't hear all these jokes around age 4 1/2.

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          Nish Nishant
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          He's from Bangladesh. Asking him to post in the Indian forum is like saying Shane Warne is from New Zealand. I would also like to add this - initially, to stop the constant flow of utterly crappy jokes from Indian members in the Lounge, I did ask some of them to post them in the India forum first to test the waters. But as that forum evolved, I have stopped doing that. In the OP's case, the joke (if it can be called that) would be unfit for any forum. It's not going to be popular in the Lounge, and it most certainly is not welcome in the Indian forum.

          Regards, Nish


          Latest article: Code Project Posts Analyzer for Windows Phone 7 My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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            He's from Bangladesh. Asking him to post in the Indian forum is like saying Shane Warne is from New Zealand. I would also like to add this - initially, to stop the constant flow of utterly crappy jokes from Indian members in the Lounge, I did ask some of them to post them in the India forum first to test the waters. But as that forum evolved, I have stopped doing that. In the OP's case, the joke (if it can be called that) would be unfit for any forum. It's not going to be popular in the Lounge, and it most certainly is not welcome in the Indian forum.

            Regards, Nish


            Latest article: Code Project Posts Analyzer for Windows Phone 7 My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            saying Shane Warne is from New Zealand

            I've often been suspicious of the proclivities of Shane Warne. Is any sheep safe from the in-swinging swagman?

            I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

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              He's from Bangladesh. Asking him to post in the Indian forum is like saying Shane Warne is from New Zealand. I would also like to add this - initially, to stop the constant flow of utterly crappy jokes from Indian members in the Lounge, I did ask some of them to post them in the India forum first to test the waters. But as that forum evolved, I have stopped doing that. In the OP's case, the joke (if it can be called that) would be unfit for any forum. It's not going to be popular in the Lounge, and it most certainly is not welcome in the Indian forum.

              Regards, Nish


              Latest article: Code Project Posts Analyzer for Windows Phone 7 My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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              Rama Krishna Vavilala
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              So do we need a GBT? General Bangladesh Topics forum?

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                Jeepers, it's the day of the bad and old jokes. There's an Indian forum for you guys who obviously didn't hear all these jokes around age 4 1/2.

                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                You Kiwi's need some rest

                cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                  You Kiwi's need some rest

                  cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                  Vikram A Punathambekar
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                  You should have called him a Pommie b####rd. That is the greatest insult you can bestow on an Ocker.

                  Cheers, विक्रम (Have gone past my troika - 4 CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                    Jeepers, it's the day of the bad and old jokes. There's an Indian forum for you guys who obviously didn't hear all these jokes around age 4 1/2.

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    Vikram A Punathambekar
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                    Look, I know you are having a hard time with your wife's health, and I feel for you and her, I really do, but this isn't the first time you've posted something like this, and frankly, it borders on racism. You, of all people, who feel bad for CSS when he insults and abuses you.

                    विक्रम (Have gone past my troika - 4 CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                      Look, I know you are having a hard time with your wife's health, and I feel for you and her, I really do, but this isn't the first time you've posted something like this, and frankly, it borders on racism. You, of all people, who feel bad for CSS when he insults and abuses you.

                      विक्रम (Have gone past my troika - 4 CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                      Please. CG is not even being remotely racist. What he says is true, these type of jokes/morals are commonplace here and 95% of the time they are posted by Indian/Bangledeshi/Chinese members. People (Nish I think) have suggested theories for this, maybe its where the average age of our Indian members is lower than the average age of the Western memebers. Whatever, but if an Indians only fault is bad joke telling, then I would love to be Indian. Don't know how well my message is coming across, but Racism is a serious issue and should definitely not by tolerated especially on a site like this. But by suggesting someone is being racist, when they are not, I feel you are diluting the seriousness of it. By throwing accusations like this around you make people think twice before responding to an Indian member, thus creating a type of racism as people will essentially respond in a different manner to Indian members than they would to another member in fear of being branded racist. If I see genuine racist comments on here, then I will be first to chastise the perpertater. Please if you were in any doubt look who the poster was. There is freindly nationilistic banter on this site daily between the English/Aussies/Americans/French the Indians should be able to take the piss out of us too, especially as they will have ample oppourtunity too soon when they humiliate us at the World cup next month. and in return we should be able to take the mickey out of you when you make us cringe with a bad joke.

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                        Please. CG is not even being remotely racist. What he says is true, these type of jokes/morals are commonplace here and 95% of the time they are posted by Indian/Bangledeshi/Chinese members. People (Nish I think) have suggested theories for this, maybe its where the average age of our Indian members is lower than the average age of the Western memebers. Whatever, but if an Indians only fault is bad joke telling, then I would love to be Indian. Don't know how well my message is coming across, but Racism is a serious issue and should definitely not by tolerated especially on a site like this. But by suggesting someone is being racist, when they are not, I feel you are diluting the seriousness of it. By throwing accusations like this around you make people think twice before responding to an Indian member, thus creating a type of racism as people will essentially respond in a different manner to Indian members than they would to another member in fear of being branded racist. If I see genuine racist comments on here, then I will be first to chastise the perpertater. Please if you were in any doubt look who the poster was. There is freindly nationilistic banter on this site daily between the English/Aussies/Americans/French the Indians should be able to take the piss out of us too, especially as they will have ample oppourtunity too soon when they humiliate us at the World cup next month. and in return we should be able to take the mickey out of you when you make us cringe with a bad joke.

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                        Rajesh R Subramanian
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                        So, you changed the gay bar dancer pic to a "wannabe drug dealer" one? :laugh:

                        "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                          Jeepers, it's the day of the bad and old jokes. There's an Indian forum for you guys who obviously didn't hear all these jokes around age 4 1/2.

                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                          PLEASE! I don't want to see this reminiscence of dead "humour" in the Indian forum. :)

                          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                            So, you changed the gay bar dancer pic to a "wannabe drug dealer" one? :laugh:

                            "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                            Whereever did you get the 'wannabe' part from?

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                              Whereever did you get the 'wannabe' part from?

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                              Rajesh R Subramanian
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                              PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                              Whereever did you get the 'wannabe' part from?

                              I checked my previous post again, and I had not mentioned 'wannabe' before "gay bar dancer". ;P

                              "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                                You should have called him a Pommie b####rd. That is the greatest insult you can bestow on an Ocker.

                                Cheers, विक्रम (Have gone past my troika - 4 CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                                super
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                                I thought that Calling then Kiwi was greater insult. :-D

                                cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                                  Please. CG is not even being remotely racist. What he says is true, these type of jokes/morals are commonplace here and 95% of the time they are posted by Indian/Bangledeshi/Chinese members. People (Nish I think) have suggested theories for this, maybe its where the average age of our Indian members is lower than the average age of the Western memebers. Whatever, but if an Indians only fault is bad joke telling, then I would love to be Indian. Don't know how well my message is coming across, but Racism is a serious issue and should definitely not by tolerated especially on a site like this. But by suggesting someone is being racist, when they are not, I feel you are diluting the seriousness of it. By throwing accusations like this around you make people think twice before responding to an Indian member, thus creating a type of racism as people will essentially respond in a different manner to Indian members than they would to another member in fear of being branded racist. If I see genuine racist comments on here, then I will be first to chastise the perpertater. Please if you were in any doubt look who the poster was. There is freindly nationilistic banter on this site daily between the English/Aussies/Americans/French the Indians should be able to take the piss out of us too, especially as they will have ample oppourtunity too soon when they humiliate us at the World cup next month. and in return we should be able to take the mickey out of you when you make us cringe with a bad joke.

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                                  PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                                  There is freindly nationilistic banter on this site daily between the English/Aussies/Americans/French the Indians should be able to take the piss out of us too

                                  I can't believe I actually agree with you on this. +5 ;P

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                                    PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                                    There is freindly nationilistic banter on this site daily between the English/Aussies/Americans/French the Indians should be able to take the piss out of us too

                                    I can't believe I actually agree with you on this. +5 ;P

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                                    Why is it hard to beleive? It is just common sense.

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                                      He's from Bangladesh. Asking him to post in the Indian forum is like saying Shane Warne is from New Zealand. I would also like to add this - initially, to stop the constant flow of utterly crappy jokes from Indian members in the Lounge, I did ask some of them to post them in the India forum first to test the waters. But as that forum evolved, I have stopped doing that. In the OP's case, the joke (if it can be called that) would be unfit for any forum. It's not going to be popular in the Lounge, and it most certainly is not welcome in the Indian forum.

                                      Regards, Nish


                                      Latest article: Code Project Posts Analyzer for Windows Phone 7 My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                      Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                      is like saying Shane Warne is from New Zealand.

                                      Quite right, Shane is a Victorian - an entirely different state of Australia than New Zealand is.

                                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                        Please. CG is not even being remotely racist. What he says is true, these type of jokes/morals are commonplace here and 95% of the time they are posted by Indian/Bangledeshi/Chinese members. People (Nish I think) have suggested theories for this, maybe its where the average age of our Indian members is lower than the average age of the Western memebers. Whatever, but if an Indians only fault is bad joke telling, then I would love to be Indian. Don't know how well my message is coming across, but Racism is a serious issue and should definitely not by tolerated especially on a site like this. But by suggesting someone is being racist, when they are not, I feel you are diluting the seriousness of it. By throwing accusations like this around you make people think twice before responding to an Indian member, thus creating a type of racism as people will essentially respond in a different manner to Indian members than they would to another member in fear of being branded racist. If I see genuine racist comments on here, then I will be first to chastise the perpertater. Please if you were in any doubt look who the poster was. There is freindly nationilistic banter on this site daily between the English/Aussies/Americans/French the Indians should be able to take the piss out of us too, especially as they will have ample oppourtunity too soon when they humiliate us at the World cup next month. and in return we should be able to take the mickey out of you when you make us cringe with a bad joke.

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                                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                        I did not say his comment reeked of racism, I said it bordered on it. "If somebody tells a crap joke, they must be Indian" admittedly stops short of calling Indians an inferior race, but it certainly plays with - and worse, perpetrates - stereotypes. Besides, I've seen Mugabe being called a racist and I doubt he considers whites inferior. Graus has a long history of anti-Indian comments. Sample jibe[^]

                                        Cheers, विक्रम (Have gone past my troika - 4 CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                                          I did not say his comment reeked of racism, I said it bordered on it. "If somebody tells a crap joke, they must be Indian" admittedly stops short of calling Indians an inferior race, but it certainly plays with - and worse, perpetrates - stereotypes. Besides, I've seen Mugabe being called a racist and I doubt he considers whites inferior. Graus has a long history of anti-Indian comments. Sample jibe[^]

                                          Cheers, विक्रम (Have gone past my troika - 4 CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                                          Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                          I did not say his comment reeked of racism

                                          I didn't say you did.

                                          Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                          "If somebody tells a crap joke, they must be Indian"

                                          This has become an 'in' joke now among Lounge regulars, I fail to see how you can be offended by it. For example It has become an in joke that I am a gay dancer. I see your point you are making with regards to the poster actually being from Bangledesh, I dont think CG looked at his profile, he probably thought the name was Indian.

                                          Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                          "If somebody tells a crap joke, they must be Indian" admittedly stops short of calling Indians an inferior race

                                          That is one hell of a jump you made there.

                                          Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                                          Besides, I've seen Mugabe being called a racist and I doubt he considers whites inferior.

                                          :wtf: Of course he considers white inferior. So not only are you suggesting CG thinks Indians are inferior to him, but also implying that Mugabe is a better person. I dont want to get in to a lengthy debate on the subject. My original point is if Indians only fault is bad joke telling (and it is the only one I can think of), then be proud. All other nationalities represented on this site have a lot more undesirable flaws. Be proud you are Indian and take the leg-pulling in the light-hearted manner it is meant to be taken. By implying that someone who thinks Indian people tell bad jokes is worse than Mugabe does more damge than good. In my country, Indians make up the largest population after the indigenous whites, and I cannot think of a more polite, hard-working and respectful race and they make a invaluable contribution to our country. Be proud of this fact and don't play the victim over trivial comments. There is a big difference between racism and banter.

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