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  • P Paul Watson

    [edit] I got rid of the bad joke (email me if you want it) I still think it is funny, but obviously not even the Soapbox is a good place for it and I don't want to offend people THAT badly... Seems only two people on Earth actually think it is funny... me and the comic author... One last thought... is it not weird that we can all have a good laugh at a joke about Allah or Buddha or virtually any other god/religions but Jesus and Christianity is a no go zone?[/edit] (Not for the faint of heart, weak of faith or politically correct) Doing the Hokey Pokey, did anyone else try not to laugh and fail? And a good one made by our very own, benjymous.[^]

    Paul Watson
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    Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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    The second one is excellent :-D


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      The second one is excellent :-D


      A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900-1944)

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      :-D -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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      • P Paul Watson

        [edit] I got rid of the bad joke (email me if you want it) I still think it is funny, but obviously not even the Soapbox is a good place for it and I don't want to offend people THAT badly... Seems only two people on Earth actually think it is funny... me and the comic author... One last thought... is it not weird that we can all have a good laugh at a joke about Allah or Buddha or virtually any other god/religions but Jesus and Christianity is a no go zone?[/edit] (Not for the faint of heart, weak of faith or politically correct) Doing the Hokey Pokey, did anyone else try not to laugh and fail? And a good one made by our very own, benjymous.[^]

        Paul Watson
        Bluegrass
        Cape Town, South Africa

        Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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        Jason Henderson
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        Paul Watson wrote: did anyone else try not to laugh and fail? No, I failed to laugh at all. I find it quite tasteless, but to each his own. The second one was good though.

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          Paul Watson wrote: did anyone else try not to laugh and fail? No, I failed to laugh at all. I find it quite tasteless, but to each his own. The second one was good though.

          Jason Henderson
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          Paul Watson
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          Jason Henderson wrote: No, I failed to laugh at all. I find it quite tasteless Oh I agree, totally tasteless, but as has been proven many times over tastlessness does not a bad joke make. Jason Henderson wrote: but to each his own. Indeed.

          Paul Watson
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          Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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          • P Paul Watson

            [edit] I got rid of the bad joke (email me if you want it) I still think it is funny, but obviously not even the Soapbox is a good place for it and I don't want to offend people THAT badly... Seems only two people on Earth actually think it is funny... me and the comic author... One last thought... is it not weird that we can all have a good laugh at a joke about Allah or Buddha or virtually any other god/religions but Jesus and Christianity is a no go zone?[/edit] (Not for the faint of heart, weak of faith or politically correct) Doing the Hokey Pokey, did anyone else try not to laugh and fail? And a good one made by our very own, benjymous.[^]

            Paul Watson
            Bluegrass
            Cape Town, South Africa

            Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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            Shog9 0
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            Wow... i'm sorry, but that somehow managed to be even worse than the egg one, which was at least cute. :( Benjy's is nice though... and yeah, i know i'm just sounding very sour this morning... maybe i shouldn't be allowed to post 'till after noon... Shog9 ------

            I hope I die naive - Paul Watson, Partners and their dreams

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            • P Paul Watson

              [edit] I got rid of the bad joke (email me if you want it) I still think it is funny, but obviously not even the Soapbox is a good place for it and I don't want to offend people THAT badly... Seems only two people on Earth actually think it is funny... me and the comic author... One last thought... is it not weird that we can all have a good laugh at a joke about Allah or Buddha or virtually any other god/religions but Jesus and Christianity is a no go zone?[/edit] (Not for the faint of heart, weak of faith or politically correct) Doing the Hokey Pokey, did anyone else try not to laugh and fail? And a good one made by our very own, benjymous.[^]

              Paul Watson
              Bluegrass
              Cape Town, South Africa

              Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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              Benjy's was cool :cool: The other one put a bad taste on an otherwise pleasant afternoon. :((


              I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"

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                Benjy's was cool :cool: The other one put a bad taste on an otherwise pleasant afternoon. :((


                I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"

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                Megan Forbes wrote: The other one put a bad taste on an otherwise pleasant afternoon. Apologies for that, guess I did not think people would take it so seriously. :| I still think it is perversely funny though.

                Paul Watson
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                Cape Town, South Africa

                Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                • P Paul Watson

                  [edit] I got rid of the bad joke (email me if you want it) I still think it is funny, but obviously not even the Soapbox is a good place for it and I don't want to offend people THAT badly... Seems only two people on Earth actually think it is funny... me and the comic author... One last thought... is it not weird that we can all have a good laugh at a joke about Allah or Buddha or virtually any other god/religions but Jesus and Christianity is a no go zone?[/edit] (Not for the faint of heart, weak of faith or politically correct) Doing the Hokey Pokey, did anyone else try not to laugh and fail? And a good one made by our very own, benjymous.[^]

                  Paul Watson
                  Bluegrass
                  Cape Town, South Africa

                  Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                  Alvaro Mendez
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                  :( Our stupid firewall thinks it's too "adult" for me. I'll have to wait till tonight. :| Regards, Alvaro


                  Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin (I actually prefer medium-well.)

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                    :( Our stupid firewall thinks it's too "adult" for me. I'll have to wait till tonight. :| Regards, Alvaro


                    Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin (I actually prefer medium-well.)

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                    Alvaro Mendez wrote: Our stupid firewall thinks it's too "adult" for me. I'll have to wait till tonight. The people have voted and your firewall must have heard, nobody but me and the comic author thought it was funny, so I nuked it.

                    Paul Watson
                    Bluegrass
                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                    • M Megan Forbes

                      Benjy's was cool :cool: The other one put a bad taste on an otherwise pleasant afternoon. :((


                      I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"

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                      Thanks :) I'll have a go at making some codeproject related strips at some point. I was trying to decide which of the available characters would most suit the infomercial king, but couldn't find any trolls :( -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                      • P Paul Watson

                        [edit] I got rid of the bad joke (email me if you want it) I still think it is funny, but obviously not even the Soapbox is a good place for it and I don't want to offend people THAT badly... Seems only two people on Earth actually think it is funny... me and the comic author... One last thought... is it not weird that we can all have a good laugh at a joke about Allah or Buddha or virtually any other god/religions but Jesus and Christianity is a no go zone?[/edit] (Not for the faint of heart, weak of faith or politically correct) Doing the Hokey Pokey, did anyone else try not to laugh and fail? And a good one made by our very own, benjymous.[^]

                        Paul Watson
                        Bluegrass
                        Cape Town, South Africa

                        Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                        Shog9 0
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                        Paul Watson wrote: is it not weird that we can all have a good laugh at a joke about Allah or Buddha or virtually any other god/religions but Jesus and Christianity is a no go zone? Perhaps... Probably there's just some innate aversion to seeing a man doing the Hokey-Pokey while being tortured though... Shog9 ------

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                        • P Paul Watson

                          Megan Forbes wrote: The other one put a bad taste on an otherwise pleasant afternoon. Apologies for that, guess I did not think people would take it so seriously. :| I still think it is perversely funny though.

                          Paul Watson
                          Bluegrass
                          Cape Town, South Africa

                          Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                          Nish Nishant
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                          Paul Watson wrote: I still think it is perversely funny though. Paul, Can you please email it to me please? I missed it. I don't CP much these days and I missed it! :-( I won't be here too long either. But I hope I can wake up with the missing joke in my mail. Nish p.s. Use the from email in this mail notification to mail me.


                          Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                            Paul Watson wrote: is it not weird that we can all have a good laugh at a joke about Allah or Buddha or virtually any other god/religions but Jesus and Christianity is a no go zone? Perhaps... Probably there's just some innate aversion to seeing a man doing the Hokey-Pokey while being tortured though... Shog9 ------

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                            Shog9 wrote: Perhaps... Probably there's just some innate aversion to seeing a man doing the Hokey-Pokey while being tortured though... But Muhamed getting busted up the ass by a goat is funny? Ah yes. That irrationality aside I have seen enough sick jokes about other deities and religions here on CP to see there is big hypocrisy in this area. It is ok to ridicule Allah, but not Jesus. Same with outside of CP, in "real" life. People have a good laugh about some Islamic fundamentalist getting rodgered by a goat, but they are shocked when the same joke has a Christian in it. Anyway I don't want to make this a big issue.

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                            Cape Town, South Africa

                            Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                              Paul Watson wrote: I still think it is perversely funny though. Paul, Can you please email it to me please? I missed it. I don't CP much these days and I missed it! :-( I won't be here too long either. But I hope I can wake up with the missing joke in my mail. Nish p.s. Use the from email in this mail notification to mail me.


                              Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                              Hi Nish! I was just thinking of posting a missing notice in the Lounge. So Billy G didn't kidnap you on his rounds through India? You are still alive and kicking? :jig:


                              I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"

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                                Shog9 wrote: Perhaps... Probably there's just some innate aversion to seeing a man doing the Hokey-Pokey while being tortured though... But Muhamed getting busted up the ass by a goat is funny? Ah yes. That irrationality aside I have seen enough sick jokes about other deities and religions here on CP to see there is big hypocrisy in this area. It is ok to ridicule Allah, but not Jesus. Same with outside of CP, in "real" life. People have a good laugh about some Islamic fundamentalist getting rodgered by a goat, but they are shocked when the same joke has a Christian in it. Anyway I don't want to make this a big issue.

                                Paul Watson
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                                Cape Town, South Africa

                                Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                                Paul Watson wrote: But Muhamed getting busted up the ass by a goat is funny? Um, no... not really :wtf: Paul Watson wrote: It is ok to ridicule Allah, but not Jesus. Well, donno 'bout where you live, but here there are *far* more people with at least some Christian background than those with any knowlege of Islam. It is to be expected. Paul Watson wrote: People have a good laugh about some Islamic fundamentalist getting rodgered by a goat, but they are shocked when the same joke has a Christian in it. Er, the whole think with goats and Inet users is just one more can of worms i don't want to touch... :~ Paul Watson wrote: Anyway I don't want to make this a big issue. 'k. Shog9 ------

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                                  Hi Nish! I was just thinking of posting a missing notice in the Lounge. So Billy G didn't kidnap you on his rounds through India? You are still alive and kicking? :jig:


                                  I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some - it won't hurt you'..... - Christian Graus on Code Project outages A moment of silence please. A programmer's best friend has passed beyond that great exception in the sky.... - Mark Conger on "The coffee machine has died"

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                                  Beside his normal work, he is doing a book with Tom Archer amd James T. Johnson , so he have a good excuse :-) Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9 Remember just because a good thing comes to an end, doesn't mean that the next one can't be better.-Chris Meech

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                                  • P Paul Watson

                                    [edit] I got rid of the bad joke (email me if you want it) I still think it is funny, but obviously not even the Soapbox is a good place for it and I don't want to offend people THAT badly... Seems only two people on Earth actually think it is funny... me and the comic author... One last thought... is it not weird that we can all have a good laugh at a joke about Allah or Buddha or virtually any other god/religions but Jesus and Christianity is a no go zone?[/edit] (Not for the faint of heart, weak of faith or politically correct) Doing the Hokey Pokey, did anyone else try not to laugh and fail? And a good one made by our very own, benjymous.[^]

                                    Paul Watson
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                                    Cape Town, South Africa

                                    Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                                    For the sake of curiosity send it to me , and I'll try to be totally impartial with it and post my opinion to you, okay ? Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9 Remember just because a good thing comes to an end, doesn't mean that the next one can't be better.-Chris Meech

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                                    • P Paul Watson

                                      Shog9 wrote: Perhaps... Probably there's just some innate aversion to seeing a man doing the Hokey-Pokey while being tortured though... But Muhamed getting busted up the ass by a goat is funny? Ah yes. That irrationality aside I have seen enough sick jokes about other deities and religions here on CP to see there is big hypocrisy in this area. It is ok to ridicule Allah, but not Jesus. Same with outside of CP, in "real" life. People have a good laugh about some Islamic fundamentalist getting rodgered by a goat, but they are shocked when the same joke has a Christian in it. Anyway I don't want to make this a big issue.

                                      Paul Watson
                                      Bluegrass
                                      Cape Town, South Africa

                                      Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                                      Paul Watson wrote: But Muhamed getting busted up the ass by a goat is funny? Ah yes. Not really. I guess I missed the joke you are referring to. ... thats OK Paul, I don't want to hear it.

                                      Jason Henderson
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                                        Alvaro Mendez wrote: Our stupid firewall thinks it's too "adult" for me. I'll have to wait till tonight. The people have voted and your firewall must have heard, nobody but me and the comic author thought it was funny, so I nuked it.

                                        Paul Watson
                                        Bluegrass
                                        Cape Town, South Africa

                                        Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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                                        Paul Watson wrote: The people have voted and your firewall must have heard, nobody but me and the comic author thought it was funny, so I nuked it :confused: Is it democracy or censhorship ?


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                                          Paul Watson wrote: The people have voted and your firewall must have heard, nobody but me and the comic author thought it was funny, so I nuked it :confused: Is it democracy or censhorship ?


                                          A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900-1944)

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                                          KaЯl wrote: Is it democracy or censhorship ? Respect. I thought it was within the taste limits of at least the majority here on the Soapbox, but I was wrong. Obviously Jesus jokes are not funny to anyone else. If you want the link email me.

                                          Paul Watson
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                                          Colin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !

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