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JOTD - Old women (as mentioned in the Lounge)

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    Why do young men like old women? Because they don't yell, swell or tell!!

    Reminiscing just isn't what it used to be!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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      Why do young men like old women? Because they don't yell, swell or tell!!

      Reminiscing just isn't what it used to be!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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      when they're on their back in the sack they have the knack?

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        Why do young men like old women? Because they don't yell, swell or tell!!

        Reminiscing just isn't what it used to be!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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        I once had a one night stand with a 64 year old, back in my 20's. She was a call girl back in the 60s, who had ended up married to a very rich owner of a very well known chain of UK hugh street shops. Anyway, she was very very good! (And she was still maried to said guy at the time. :) )

        "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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          I once had a one night stand with a 64 year old, back in my 20's. She was a call girl back in the 60s, who had ended up married to a very rich owner of a very well known chain of UK hugh street shops. Anyway, she was very very good! (And she was still maried to said guy at the time. :) )

          "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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          A woman in her sixties? Uber-Cougar!

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            Why do young men like old women? Because they don't yell, swell or tell!!

            Reminiscing just isn't what it used to be!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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            Fantasy love fades.

            Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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              Why do young men like old women? Because they don't yell, swell or tell!!

              Reminiscing just isn't what it used to be!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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              Because they're easier to catch while on foot.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                I once had a one night stand with a 64 year old, back in my 20's. She was a call girl back in the 60s, who had ended up married to a very rich owner of a very well known chain of UK hugh street shops. Anyway, she was very very good! (And she was still maried to said guy at the time. :) )

                "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                fat_boy wrote:

                she was very very good!

                Yes, but did she say the same about you? ;-)

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                  fat_boy wrote:

                  she was very very good!

                  Yes, but did she say the same about you? ;-)

                  Reminiscing just isn't what it used to be!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                  Aparently I was, or so her sister told me some weeks later. :)

                  "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                    A woman in her sixties? Uber-Cougar!

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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    Uber-Cougar!

                    I slept with her niece in the same bed two weeks later. She was crap by comparison! :laugh:

                    "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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