what did I tell ya [Moved]
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Abu Mami wrote:
Also very insensitive as Muslims don't eat pork.
You're assuming I wasn't completely aware of that when I posted my comment... Besides that, what gives you the impression that I - of all people here - am at all concerned about someobody's arbitrary dietary restrictions? Further, that's the muslim's cross to bear - oh wait... I think the cross thing is just for christians...
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
oh wait... I think the cross thing is just for christians...
:laugh: :laugh: I just laughed inappropriately... thanks!!
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A rabbi and a catholic priest are traveling together in the same railway compartment, and, as men of the cloth, strike up a conversation. After a while, the priest asks the rabbi "Tell me rabbi, have you ever eaten bacon, which is forbidden by your faith?". After a short pause, the rabbi replies "Yes, I must confess, having heard so much about it on code project I decided that to eat some bacon would be a very small sin, so I tried it. Tell me, have you ever had sex with a woman*, which is forbidden to you by your vocation as a catholic priest?" After an uncomfortable silence, the priest finally confesses "Yes, when I was very young, there was a very pretty and accommodating young lady in the choir, and in a moment of weakness, I gave in to the pleasures of the flesh." The rabbi leans towards the priest and says in a low voice "It's better than bacon, isn't it?" * In view of the apparent proclivities of priests of the catholic church, the rabbi thought it advisable to clarify the heterosexual nature of the encounter of which he was enquiring.
