DSE Survey
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We have just been made to do a Display Screen Equipment survey thing about our workstations and if they give us headaches, visions problems, back / neck / shoulder pain - that sort of thing. I was just finishing mine off when I was struck by what may well be a stroke of genius. In the other comments bit at the bottom I put "I have noticed in the last few months that for the final half an hour or hour at work I am getting an increasingly numb penis. This generally wears off on my journey home". Looking forward to them sending the Occupational Health Officer out to try to diagnose the problem.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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We have just been made to do a Display Screen Equipment survey thing about our workstations and if they give us headaches, visions problems, back / neck / shoulder pain - that sort of thing. I was just finishing mine off when I was struck by what may well be a stroke of genius. In the other comments bit at the bottom I put "I have noticed in the last few months that for the final half an hour or hour at work I am getting an increasingly numb penis. This generally wears off on my journey home". Looking forward to them sending the Occupational Health Officer out to try to diagnose the problem.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
The first question from the Health Officer will be, "What wears off on your way home. The numbness or your penis?" :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]