My friend has written a function 831 lines long.
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No, he's talking about program code. Writing HTML pages is NOT programming. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: No, he's talking about program code. Writing HTML pages is NOT programming. "the staggering layers of originality in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels" Come on John, you can do better than that!
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Daniel Turini wrote: If he closed the connection right after using it, sorry to say, but he was right. The IIS will manage a ADO connection pool and "closing" a connection returns it more quickly to the pool. I think Jason meant there was a connection object for each query, not one re-used connection object. e.g.
set oconn1 = server.create....
set rs1 = server.create...set oconn2 = server.create....
set rs2 = server.create...set oconn3 = server.create....
set rs3 = server.create...That surely cannot be right.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
Paul Watson wrote: think Jason meant there was a connection object for each query, not one re-used connection object. Exactly. Jason Gerard "This almost never matters, except quite often."
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In my company i got the task to modify something in my friend Visual C code. Imagine my surprise when I saw a function 831 linel long!!! Do u know a longer function? Love is the law, love under will.
sure. i have a couple that are easily over 1100 lines. -c
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Marc Clifton wrote: the database server actually accepted and parsed it ? If you're asking how we generated the Access table, its pretty easy to write a parser for such a small set of language.
Case "Peter" GetShortName = "Pete" Case "Joeseph" GetShortName = "Joe"Then just put the "Case" token in the LongName column and the "GetShortName" token in the ShortName column. Horrible! Oh, it just makes me cringe every time I think of it...Uuuugggghghhh... Pete
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No, I meant that the server actually processed the 2 inch stack of A4 paper representing the SELECT statement. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
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In my company i got the task to modify something in my friend Visual C code. Imagine my surprise when I saw a function 831 linel long!!! Do u know a longer function? Love is the law, love under will.
No, but I've got another one for people to try and top. Someone in our company once wrote a Windows control (strictly C API) to do formatted editing (things like date entry, currency entry, etc.). I was tasked with fixing a bug in the control, so I fired 4Print (a utility that prints multiple pages on a single page), opened the single source file, and hit print (with complex code, I often find it easier to read hard copy, where I can mark up the code with notes). After a few minutes had passed and I'd not received a notification that the print job was done, I looked in the print spool to see what was going on. I was shocked to see that the print job was over 500 pages long! Since this was 4Printed, that means it was actually over 1000 pages of code! :eek: Needless to say, instead of fixing the bug I just wrote a new control from scratch. Retained all the functionality in under 25 pages of code. Made me wonder if the developer was getting paid by the LOC. William E. Kempf
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No, I meant that the server actually processed the 2 inch stack of A4 paper representing the SELECT statement. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Ah, now I see the consusion. No, it wasn't a SQL Select. it was a VB one E.g.
Public Function GetShortName(strName as String) as String
Select Case strName
...
Case "Peter"
GetShortName = "Pete"
Case "Joeseph"
GetShortName = "Joe"
Case "LongName"
GetShortName = "ShortName"
...
End Select
End FunctionAnd so on and so forth. Apparently I took quite a while to compile. Pete
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In my company i got the task to modify something in my friend Visual C code. Imagine my surprise when I saw a function 831 linel long!!! Do u know a longer function? Love is the law, love under will.
Hoornet@Job wrote: Imagine my surprise when I saw a function 831 linel long!!! Only 831 lines? An amateur. :beer:
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In my company i got the task to modify something in my friend Visual C code. Imagine my surprise when I saw a function 831 linel long!!! Do u know a longer function? Love is the law, love under will.
Hoornet@Job wrote: Do u know a longer function? I actually have a nice* stored procedure that does a huge compare process against two data sets in SQL Server that is at exactly 1311 lines long. I made sure I left a comment at the top something like this:
/*=================================================================
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX -- WARNING -- XXXDo NOT modify this procedure unless you absolutely know what you are doing.==================================================================*/
*nice - otherwise known as a pain in the butt to write. Nick Parker
May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. - Irish Blessing
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Not only have I come across functions with a greater number of lines, how's about what the functions were to do! I took over a DB reporting app that had a CView derived class that generated SQL on the fly, queried the database, built a huge array of strings to hold all the data. Only problem was it did this all in the OnDraw() method. Guess what happened whenever you tried to scroll the window? :) Or printed a report. Chris Meech "what makes CP different is the people and sense of community, things people will only discover if they join up and join in." Christian Graus Nov 14, 2002. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Those leaks are driving me crazy! How does one finds a memory leak in a garbage collected environment ??! Daniel Turini Nov. 2, 2002.
Chris Meech wrote: Guess what happened whenever you tried to scroll the window? Or printed a report. Absolutely hilarious. :laugh: Nick Parker
May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. - Irish Blessing
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Daniel Turini wrote: If he closed the connection right after using it, sorry to say, but he was right. The IIS will manage a ADO connection pool and "closing" a connection returns it more quickly to the pool. I think Jason meant there was a connection object for each query, not one re-used connection object. e.g.
set oconn1 = server.create....
set rs1 = server.create...set oconn2 = server.create....
set rs2 = server.create...set oconn3 = server.create....
set rs3 = server.create...That surely cannot be right.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaColin Davies wrote: ...can you imagine a John Simmons stalker !
Paul Watson wrote: That surely cannot be right. Don't doubt yourself mate. ;) Nick Parker
May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. - Irish Blessing
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Sorry guys, but I've got you all beat. I only heard about this after the fact but a colleague of mine in another department was given the task of writting a function which, given one "name" would return a shorter equivalent. Weeks later he emerged triumphant and presented the world with a VB function which consisted of one long Select statement. I dont know how many lines long the function was, but we printed it out onto A4 sheets. It took over half an hour and the stack was 2 inches thick. Now thats a function! Needless to say, someone wrote a 5 line equivalent that just did a look up in an Access table. Pete
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Pete Bassett wrote: Weeks later he emerged triumphant and presented the world with a VB function Quick, I think I see the problem.... ;P Nick Parker
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sure. i have a couple that are easily over 1100 lines. -c
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
Chris Losinger wrote: i have a couple that are easily over 1100 lines. How would that look in C#, just kidding with you Chris... Nick Parker
May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. - Irish Blessing
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In my company i got the task to modify something in my friend Visual C code. Imagine my surprise when I saw a function 831 linel long!!! Do u know a longer function? Love is the law, love under will.
One guy in our company has written a function 5317 lines long :omg: Not that maintainable... Regards Thomas Sonork id: 100.10453 Thömmi
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In my company i got the task to modify something in my friend Visual C code. Imagine my surprise when I saw a function 831 linel long!!! Do u know a longer function? Love is the law, love under will.
Sure do - I work for a GIS company on a Gazetteer product (Glorified Address book), and the main search function (FindAddress()) is a grand total of 1366 lines - and can prove it if no one believes me! To be fair though it's one of those situations where stuff has been added over the past few years as quickly and as simply as possible, so the API that contains it has a .c file that at the last look was erm...(sounds of ruffling while I check..) OMG! 36832 lines! Maybe we should do something about it!
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Hoornet@Job wrote: Do u know a longer function? I actually have a nice* stored procedure that does a huge compare process against two data sets in SQL Server that is at exactly 1311 lines long. I made sure I left a comment at the top something like this:
/*=================================================================
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX -- WARNING -- XXXDo NOT modify this procedure unless you absolutely know what you are doing.==================================================================*/
*nice - otherwise known as a pain in the butt to write. Nick Parker
May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. - Irish Blessing
That reminds my of my old Apple IIc system. One of the manuals came with the sources for the ProDOS system and on one of the assembly lines the following comment was added (if I remember well):
Changing this line will cause the earth to shake, volcanoes to erupt, and ProDOS not to boot.Enjoy life, this is not a rehearsal !!! -
In my company i got the task to modify something in my friend Visual C code. Imagine my surprise when I saw a function 831 linel long!!! Do u know a longer function? Love is the law, love under will.
I have to maintain a project that has been converted from VB to MFC :suss: And most of its functions have way more than 831 lines :omg:
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I worked with someone that did that. The page was at least 5000 lines. I also worked with someone that used multiple connection objects in an ASP page to run multiple queries. A new connection for every query, and there were quite a few queries. It was all connecting to the same database. Quite sad actually. Jason Gerard "This almost never matters, except quite often."
I took over a site from another company a couple of years ago. There were a few administration pages - just basic add, edit and delete. All of the variables were supposed to be page-level variables X| , and some mong had written a
Subto declare them all. Just:Sub DeclareVariables
Dim oConnection
Dim oRecordset
Dim oImSuchAStupidT*sser
...
End SubWorse than that was the update procedures: To add a record, they would open a recordset on the whole table, call
AddNew, set the columns, and thenUpdate. To edit a record, they would open a recordset on the whole table, move through each record until they found the one they wanted,Edit, update the columns, thenUpdate. To delete a record, they would open up a recordset on the whole table, move through each record until they found the one they wanted, and callDelete. The pages were so similar, this had to be a standard template. And this company was (and still is) promoting their web-development services! :omg: :wtf: I had to laugh, after I'd stopped screaming. :-D
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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I took over a site from another company a couple of years ago. There were a few administration pages - just basic add, edit and delete. All of the variables were supposed to be page-level variables X| , and some mong had written a
Subto declare them all. Just:Sub DeclareVariables
Dim oConnection
Dim oRecordset
Dim oImSuchAStupidT*sser
...
End SubWorse than that was the update procedures: To add a record, they would open a recordset on the whole table, call
AddNew, set the columns, and thenUpdate. To edit a record, they would open a recordset on the whole table, move through each record until they found the one they wanted,Edit, update the columns, thenUpdate. To delete a record, they would open up a recordset on the whole table, move through each record until they found the one they wanted, and callDelete. The pages were so similar, this had to be a standard template. And this company was (and still is) promoting their web-development services! :omg: :wtf: I had to laugh, after I'd stopped screaming. :-D
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Well, since we're trading horror stories of other peoples code. I worked with another fellow who, among other things, took 2 week to create a single ASP page with a form. The problem is, he used design time controls for everything and he named them intuitively a, b, c, aa, a1, etc... Needless to say, we had to rewrite it. It truly is amazing how other people code. Jason Gerard "This almost never matters, except quite often."
