An effortless joke... [modified]

[Johnny J]

Nope, sorry - it still sucks!

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

[musefan]

Johnny J. wrote:

What's a spotted dick?

pudding

Johnny J. wrote:

What I get after a saturday night on the town with DD

perhaps a Kebab? I said I was English, not a stalker

Johnny J. wrote:

The nickname for the pitcher at the local cricket match

I will go with Pint on this one, those usually pitchers are for cocktails IME (and I don't follow cricket, or baseball as I assume you where suggesting)

Johnny J. wrote:

Some disgusting sponge cake type of desert

Surely you can't mean sticky-toffee or syrup sponge? it's just soooo nice with custard

Johnny J. wrote:

4. All of the above

oh... now I see lol I will go with 3 then

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[Lost User]

Times have changed. In England they fly the same planes as we do nowadays. I think this can be delegated.

"I have what could be described as the most wide-open sense of humor on the site, and if I don't think something is funny, then it really isn't." - JSOC, 2011 -----
"Friar Modest never was a prior" - Italian proverb

[musefan]

PompeyBoy3 wrote:

It could be that you like to ponder.

I should vote you down for such thought provoking humour ;P (just to clarify I will not, if you suddenly get a down vote - actually I better cover my back with a 5)

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[musefan]

but I specifically pay him to give me the non-subscribed versions

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[Lost User]

You do know that merely sounding like a Mexican (literaly) triggers some reflexes in Texans?

"I have what could be described as the most wide-open sense of humor on the site, and if I don't think something is funny, then it really isn't." - JSOC, 2011 -----
"Friar Modest never was a prior" - Italian proverb

[Johnny J]

OK, old chap - you are indeed the spiffing image of a true English gentleman - I stand corrected... So is CDP1802 by the way... :-D

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

[musefan]

That reminds me of an Eddie Izzard routine

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[PIEBALDconsult]

musefan wrote:

"Olivia" sounds like "I live here"

No it doesn't; it sounds like "all of ya".

[musefan]

depends on what accent you use

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[realJSOP]

musefan wrote:

now you may laugh :laugh:

This was the funniest part of the whole message.

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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[musefan]

I like to aim at multiple audiences

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[Lost User]

Not really. I just have a particular dislike for the word 'dick'.

"I have what could be described as the most wide-open sense of humor on the site, and if I don't think something is funny, then it really isn't." - JSOC, 2011 -----
"Friar Modest never was a prior" - Italian proverb

[OriginalGriff]

Better: But the joke is still as poor - my vote stands!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

[OriginalGriff]

I'm far enough from Texas for it not to be a problem: he's busy building a submarine, anyway. :laugh:

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

[Mike Hankey]

If you have to explain a joke it's not worth telling.

musefan wrote:

now you may laugh

NO

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[Lost User]

Johnny J. wrote:

His profile says England

No, it says United Kingdom, which is not the same thing.

I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

[Keith Barrow]

Curiously, a lot of teh mistakes he makes in English are those of a Middle-Eastern Person, say from Lebanon for example.

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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[Johnny J]

Mike Hankey wrote:

NO

Sourpuss - grumpyface... ;P

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

[Lost User]

Well the joke did bomb.

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