An effortless joke... [modified]

Johnny J

OK, old chap - you are indeed the spiffing image of a true English gentleman - I stand corrected... So is CDP1802 by the way... :-D

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musefan

That reminds me of an Eddie Izzard routine

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PIEBALDconsult · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:40 AM

musefan wrote:

"Olivia" sounds like "I live here"

No it doesn't; it sounds like "all of ya".

musefan

depends on what accent you use

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realJSOP · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:40 AM

musefan wrote:

now you may laugh :laugh:

This was the funniest part of the whole message.

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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musefan

I like to aim at multiple audiences

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Lost User

Not really. I just have a particular dislike for the word 'dick'.

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OriginalGriff

Better: But the joke is still as poor - my vote stands!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

OriginalGriff

I'm far enough from Texas for it not to be a problem: he's busy building a submarine, anyway. :laugh:

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

Mike Hankey · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:40 AM

If you have to explain a joke it's not worth telling.

musefan wrote:

now you may laugh

NO

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Lost User

Johnny J. wrote:

His profile says England

No, it says United Kingdom, which is not the same thing.

I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

Keith Barrow

Curiously, a lot of teh mistakes he makes in English are those of a Middle-Eastern Person, say from Lebanon for example.

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Johnny J

Mike Hankey wrote:

NO

Sourpuss - grumpyface... ;P

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

Lost User

Well the joke did bomb.

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Lost User · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:48 AM

He does not claim to be English, it just says his location is United Kingdom. I'm sure there are plenty of people here with locations that do not match their nationality.

I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

Johnny J

Indeed - but he DID know what a spotted dick was, so he MUST be English... :laugh:

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

Lost User

Better be careful. In my family it has become a tradition to go to Texas when we want to shoot something. The last thing my father shot flew all the way up north over Canada and landed in Alaska. And later I went there as well and shot with some things that went straight up into the stratosphere and pounced upon some unlucky target drone. You never know when you are out of range.

"I have what could be described as the most wide-open sense of humor on the site, and if I don't think something is funny, then it really isn't." - JSOC, 2011 -----
"Friar Modest never was a prior" - Italian proverb

Lost User

musefan wrote:

3. My location says "England"

Total fail; your location says United Kingdom, so you obviously cannot be here if you think it is the same as England.

I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

Johnny J

True, but I'd rather stay out of that discussion - If we get into it, then at least I need to bring my lunch... :)

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

Keith Barrow

I stand corrected! And the Pitcher at a cricket match is indeed a pint, though we do fill them from a pitcher. :confused: :laugh:

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
-Or-
A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]