Disturbing IM convo

[wizardzz]

This is my IM conversation started with my girlfriend today Ms Wizardzz says: so ups guy totally fucked me as usual Wizardzz says: um thats not so usual i hope Ms Wizardzz says: im in the shower butt naked and i hear the truck, im like oh shit, but what am i going to do run out there with a towel? lol well that whole story sounds dirty now. Wizardzz says: and get totally fucked, as usual?

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[Chris Meech]

Doesn't UPS stand for Usually Prefer Sex. :)

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[JOAT MON]

It's not called package delivery for nothing!!

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[Dalek Dave]

Any man who respects his wife says "What a loser"

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[Dalek Dave]

Do you want us to respect you? You really are not a man are you. Get with the program will you.

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[Joan M]

Send yourself a package, wait for the ups guy to appear... you know how this should finish... :MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA:

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[Lost User]

:laugh:

Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.