Can you help me please?
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Twin brothers different mothers. :)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
An experiment in cloning?
You might say that. I believe one of the mothers was a born again virgin. Don't know if that had anything to do with it though.
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
My congratulations Josh, if they are your first, then you have undoubtedly had the most moving experience a man can. As for a witty response, you could say you have two wives, that might keep them offkilter long enough to make your escape! :)
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My congratulations Josh, if they are your first, then you have undoubtedly had the most moving experience a man can. As for a witty response, you could say you have two wives, that might keep them offkilter long enough to make your escape! :)
"If climate has not "tipped" in over 4 billion years it's not going to tip now due to mankind." Richard S. Lindzen, Atmospheric Physicist, Former IPCC Lead Author "It does not matter who you are, or how smart you are, or what title you have, or how many of you there are, and certainly not how many papers your side has published, if your prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong. Period." Professor Richard Feynman
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fat_boy wrote:
My congratulations Josh, if they are your first, then you have undoubtedly had the most moving experience a man can.
Thanks. We have a 2.5 year old as well. But you're right, watching two pop out was pretty fucking amazing.
Bloke I used to work with had two kids, decided they wanted a third to fill up the back seat of the car, had twins. Buggered the plans a bit. Then I moved jobs and found a bloke who had had two kids, wanted the third and had triplets.
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Bloke I used to work with had two kids, decided they wanted a third to fill up the back seat of the car, had twins. Buggered the plans a bit. Then I moved jobs and found a bloke who had had two kids, wanted the third and had triplets.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
Bloke I used to work with had two kids, decided they wanted a third to fill up the back seat of the car, had twins. Buggered the plans a bit.
Then I moved jobs and found a bloke who had had two kids, wanted the third and had triplets.
Yeah we were surprised. We're in the process of moving house as a result!
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Bloke I used to work with had two kids, decided they wanted a third to fill up the back seat of the car, had twins. Buggered the plans a bit. Then I moved jobs and found a bloke who had had two kids, wanted the third and had triplets.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
Reply: "Ones for parts." Reply: "No, they're triplets can't you count!?". {Look down at them} "Oh... shit!... ...so, on a scale of 1 through 10, how good are you at keeping secrets?" If it's a couple asking, reply "Are you guys brother and sister" "No?, well you look related"
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