A good morning funny
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Was she awake? Some people have beaten their partners to death whilst asleep. Although I'm sure you'll be fine.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
She claims she wasn't, but you can never be sure... :-D
Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924 -
Maybe it was "Don't play the lottery".
I do hear the US Powerball is over $300Million USD! :omg: Maybe I should go play!
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So I leave every morning around 5:40 AM for work. My wife usually says something funny since she is still in a near deep sleep state when I leave. I'll sit on the bed and hug her then kiss her with small talk afterwards. This morning's conversation went something like this: Me: I love you. Her: Where you going? Me: To work. Her: Oh. Be safe. I love you. Me: Okay. Her: Vote for the watery. Me: What? (pause) What was that? Her: Vote for the watery. Me: Okay...? Her: Come back quick! Me: I will. Not sure what she meant by "Vote for the watery" but it made me laugh. There is no voting going on that I know of and we don't have a lottery and Utah never will! I'll call her in an hour or so and tell her this then we'll both have a good laugh.
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I know it should be funny, but in my marriage I'm tha one who sleeps-talks :( I wake up in the middle of the morning saying, no please, just turn over [anything]... just for give an example, in fact I can be really colorful! Luckily, my wife is slept almost every time...but when she is not....she is mocking me at least 3 days ;P
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right." — Henry Ford
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I know it should be funny, but in my marriage I'm tha one who sleeps-talks :( I wake up in the middle of the morning saying, no please, just turn over [anything]... just for give an example, in fact I can be really colorful! Luckily, my wife is slept almost every time...but when she is not....she is mocking me at least 3 days ;P
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right." — Henry Ford
That reminds me...I put gel in my hair in the morning (I know...TMI) but I will mix water in my hand with the gel before applying and my wife suddenly yells out at me with an angry voice, "Do you need to mix the gel in a tupperware?" I turned around to see what she was doing and she was just laying there in bed asleep like a baby. I told her about this on our phone call a bit ago and she doesn't remember any of that! I need to write down all these conversations we have in the morning. Would make a great book! :laugh:
I have nothing more to say.
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So I leave every morning around 5:40 AM for work. My wife usually says something funny since she is still in a near deep sleep state when I leave. I'll sit on the bed and hug her then kiss her with small talk afterwards. This morning's conversation went something like this: Me: I love you. Her: Where you going? Me: To work. Her: Oh. Be safe. I love you. Me: Okay. Her: Vote for the watery. Me: What? (pause) What was that? Her: Vote for the watery. Me: Okay...? Her: Come back quick! Me: I will. Not sure what she meant by "Vote for the watery" but it made me laugh. There is no voting going on that I know of and we don't have a lottery and Utah never will! I'll call her in an hour or so and tell her this then we'll both have a good laugh.
I have nothing more to say.
twohowlingdogs wrote:
Not sure what she meant by "Vote for the watery"
So you f***ing forgot to vote for the watery today?? What the h*ll man?? Anyway, is your wife on any medication?
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson
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twohowlingdogs wrote:
Not sure what she meant by "Vote for the watery"
So you f***ing forgot to vote for the watery today?? What the h*ll man?? Anyway, is your wife on any medication?
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson
I know. :^) I am glad she reminded me though. :-D She does take Trazadone for sleeping. :zzz: I don't know what it is that's caused her to be so much more vocal these last few days though. :confused: (I just love these smilies. Used them all the time when I used IM. But that was so 2004. :laugh: I guess that that means this is to?)
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I know. :^) I am glad she reminded me though. :-D She does take Trazadone for sleeping. :zzz: I don't know what it is that's caused her to be so much more vocal these last few days though. :confused: (I just love these smilies. Used them all the time when I used IM. But that was so 2004. :laugh: I guess that that means this is to?)
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Honestly, it's a hypnotic so it may be some of the reason. I've taken Ambien before, and did some really wild stuff that I did not end up remembering.
twohowlingdogs wrote:
But that was so 2004. :laugh: I guess that that means this is to?)
Yep, CP is living it up like it's 2004.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson
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Honestly, it's a hypnotic so it may be some of the reason. I've taken Ambien before, and did some really wild stuff that I did not end up remembering.
twohowlingdogs wrote:
But that was so 2004. :laugh: I guess that that means this is to?)
Yep, CP is living it up like it's 2004.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson
wizardzz wrote:
Honestly, it's a hypnotic so it may be some of the reason.
That's true. I've woken up to her crying, yelling at someone, carrying on conversations, it's all too funny...to me anyway. :)
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All the time. My missus didn't speak to me for 3 days cos she'd dreamt I'd slept with someone else. And my boss' wife had the hump with him and her sister for days because she'd had a dream they had slept together. How does that work?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
And my boss' wife had the hump with him and her sister for days because she'd had a dream they had slept together.
I wasn't quite processing that. I read it as something like this: "And my boss had to hump for days because his sister had a dream they slept together."
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ChrisElston wrote:
And my boss' wife had the hump with him and her sister for days because she'd had a dream they had slept together.
I wasn't quite processing that. I read it as something like this: "And my boss had to hump for days because his sister had a dream they slept together."