The best time to code...
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Is after taking a sleeping tablet. I have no idea why. Sometimes, I get up in the morning, switch on my PC, open MSVC, and stare at the behemoth sized code that awaits me. And all of it works perfectly. Some of it was written conscious. Some of it written whilst dreaming, off in some other dimension, traversing a wormhole. Some of it written by my subconscious mind, whilst my conscious mind contemplates on philosophy, and why my Object Tech. lecturer marked me down because he compiled my coursework on an ancient version of the java compiler. Now I drift off to write some more code, never quite knowing if I'm awake or dreaming. And before anyone says it - they're prescription tablets! :D
Simon Walton
Sonork: 10024P
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Is after taking a sleeping tablet. I have no idea why. Sometimes, I get up in the morning, switch on my PC, open MSVC, and stare at the behemoth sized code that awaits me. And all of it works perfectly. Some of it was written conscious. Some of it written whilst dreaming, off in some other dimension, traversing a wormhole. Some of it written by my subconscious mind, whilst my conscious mind contemplates on philosophy, and why my Object Tech. lecturer marked me down because he compiled my coursework on an ancient version of the java compiler. Now I drift off to write some more code, never quite knowing if I'm awake or dreaming. And before anyone says it - they're prescription tablets! :D
Simon Walton
Sonork: 10024P
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Interesting... What brand? Shog9 ------
That why you have a dual processor system. One for system, one for the screen saver - Mark Nischalke on Win2k server administration
Shog9 wrote: Interesting... What brand? "Rhino-Sleep". They say the tablets are meant for some other animal but they do fine for me. Hmm, that was strange. Until I answered this, I thought I was in bed. I must have thought about bed or something.
Simon Walton
Sonork: 10024P
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Shog9 wrote: Interesting... What brand? "Rhino-Sleep". They say the tablets are meant for some other animal but they do fine for me. Hmm, that was strange. Until I answered this, I thought I was in bed. I must have thought about bed or something.
Simon Walton
Sonork: 10024P
Simon Walton wrote: Until I answered this, I thought I was in bed. Do the pills contain any alkaloids? Lysergic Acid Dimethylamide perhaps?
"What do you want to do tonight, Bill?"
"Same thing we do every night, Steve. Try to take over the world!" -
Shog9 wrote: Interesting... What brand? "Rhino-Sleep". They say the tablets are meant for some other animal but they do fine for me. Hmm, that was strange. Until I answered this, I thought I was in bed. I must have thought about bed or something.
Simon Walton
Sonork: 10024P
Idea! 1. Rebrand to "Rhino-Coder". 2. print out dodgy labels with loads of legal discaimers about "Don't sue us if you die" and "Excessive consumption may cause laxitive effets"* 3. Let the £££ roll in! Jonny Newman just wrote: "Excessive consumption may cause laxitive effets" I am seeing this more often. What kind of word to we live in when a moment of pure gluttenous pleasure leads to several painfull moments on the sh*tter. I can't even eat 3 packs of XXXX mints consecutively without going blind. And we call this a modern world, I tell you what. When they stop putting laxatives in these poor poor suger-based-enamel-destroying wonders of nature called 'Candy'. Gawd bless the sweet industry *hand on heart*!
We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.
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Idea! 1. Rebrand to "Rhino-Coder". 2. print out dodgy labels with loads of legal discaimers about "Don't sue us if you die" and "Excessive consumption may cause laxitive effets"* 3. Let the £££ roll in! Jonny Newman just wrote: "Excessive consumption may cause laxitive effets" I am seeing this more often. What kind of word to we live in when a moment of pure gluttenous pleasure leads to several painfull moments on the sh*tter. I can't even eat 3 packs of XXXX mints consecutively without going blind. And we call this a modern world, I tell you what. When they stop putting laxatives in these poor poor suger-based-enamel-destroying wonders of nature called 'Candy'. Gawd bless the sweet industry *hand on heart*!
We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.
Jonny Newman wrote: I can't even eat 3 packs of XXXX mints consecutively without going blind. Try the hardcore fishermens friends ones. Man, I don't understand how anyone could enjoy a whole packet.
Simon Walton
Sonork: 10024P
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Idea! 1. Rebrand to "Rhino-Coder". 2. print out dodgy labels with loads of legal discaimers about "Don't sue us if you die" and "Excessive consumption may cause laxitive effets"* 3. Let the £££ roll in! Jonny Newman just wrote: "Excessive consumption may cause laxitive effets" I am seeing this more often. What kind of word to we live in when a moment of pure gluttenous pleasure leads to several painfull moments on the sh*tter. I can't even eat 3 packs of XXXX mints consecutively without going blind. And we call this a modern world, I tell you what. When they stop putting laxatives in these poor poor suger-based-enamel-destroying wonders of nature called 'Candy'. Gawd bless the sweet industry *hand on heart*!
We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.
Jonny Newman wrote: What kind of word to we live in when a moment of pure gluttenous pleasure leads to several painfull moments on the sh*tter. Heh. Reminds me of a previous job packaging gummy bears... the sugar-free ones have something in them (presumably whatever it is that replaces sugar...) that acts as a laxitive. Eat a handful off the line & pretty soon you'd be running (in that wonderful "i want to move very quickly without actually moving my legs" fashion...) for the crapper. Was entertaining when training new people though... ;P Shog9 ------
That why you have a dual processor system. One for system, one for the screen saver - Mark Nischalke on Win2k server administration
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Jonny Newman wrote: I can't even eat 3 packs of XXXX mints consecutively without going blind. Try the hardcore fishermens friends ones. Man, I don't understand how anyone could enjoy a whole packet.
Simon Walton
Sonork: 10024P
I prefer the little super mints you get in Borders bookstore. I managed to get 10 in my mouth in one go to win a bet. However it took a week for my taste buds to recover. Hey it was worth the £5 and the inherent glory. From then on, mints have never seemed the same...
We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.
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Idea! 1. Rebrand to "Rhino-Coder". 2. print out dodgy labels with loads of legal discaimers about "Don't sue us if you die" and "Excessive consumption may cause laxitive effets"* 3. Let the £££ roll in! Jonny Newman just wrote: "Excessive consumption may cause laxitive effets" I am seeing this more often. What kind of word to we live in when a moment of pure gluttenous pleasure leads to several painfull moments on the sh*tter. I can't even eat 3 packs of XXXX mints consecutively without going blind. And we call this a modern world, I tell you what. When they stop putting laxatives in these poor poor suger-based-enamel-destroying wonders of nature called 'Candy'. Gawd bless the sweet industry *hand on heart*!
We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.
Jonny Newman wrote: Idea! 1. Rebrand to "Rhino-Coder". 2. print out dodgy labels with loads of legal discaimers about "Don't sue us if you die" and "Excessive consumption may cause laxitive effets"* 3. Let the £££ roll in! Next you only need to start spamming people "Herbal Rhino-Coder", "Code faster than a mofo!" (oops) :) My latest article: SQL Server DO's and DONT's[^]