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    It is acceptable at work to stand up and announce you are going for a cigarette, but not for a wank? Seems like it should be the other way around to me. One is bad for your health, makes you smell bad, the other has many health benefits, and should be odour free afterwards. Also as the second is not illegal inside no extra shelters need be built, no risk of fire, less time needed walking to and from the approved areas. And for anyone who has never seen it youtube[^]

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      It is acceptable at work to stand up and announce you are going for a cigarette, but not for a wank? Seems like it should be the other way around to me. One is bad for your health, makes you smell bad, the other has many health benefits, and should be odour free afterwards. Also as the second is not illegal inside no extra shelters need be built, no risk of fire, less time needed walking to and from the approved areas. And for anyone who has never seen it youtube[^]

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      ChrisElston wrote:

      approved areas

      Cough! coughhh! couuuuugh! :laugh: 5?

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        It is acceptable at work to stand up and announce you are going for a cigarette, but not for a wank? Seems like it should be the other way around to me. One is bad for your health, makes you smell bad, the other has many health benefits, and should be odour free afterwards. Also as the second is not illegal inside no extra shelters need be built, no risk of fire, less time needed walking to and from the approved areas. And for anyone who has never seen it youtube[^]

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        Hmmm. "I'm going for a ciggy break, coming?" "I'm going for a J. Arthur, coming?" There's your answer. (Even if your a colleagues are a bunch of merchant bankers.)

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          It is acceptable at work to stand up and announce you are going for a cigarette, but not for a wank? Seems like it should be the other way around to me. One is bad for your health, makes you smell bad, the other has many health benefits, and should be odour free afterwards. Also as the second is not illegal inside no extra shelters need be built, no risk of fire, less time needed walking to and from the approved areas. And for anyone who has never seen it youtube[^]

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          If wanking was a social passtime like smoking it might be acceptable. Anyone fancy a bukake? :)

          Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost

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            If wanking was a social passtime like smoking it might be acceptable. Anyone fancy a bukake? :)

            Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost

            modified on Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:25 PM

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            fat_boy wrote:

            Anyone fancy a bukake?

            Perhaps a couple of the girls will play snowballs.

            "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, Give me Liberty, or give me Death!" ~ Patrick Henry, Republican and anti-Federalist

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              fat_boy wrote:

              Anyone fancy a bukake?

              Perhaps a couple of the girls will play snowballs.

              "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, Give me Liberty, or give me Death!" ~ Patrick Henry, Republican and anti-Federalist

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              Thats a new one! Never heard that before, and I dread to ask what it is...

              Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost

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                It is acceptable at work to stand up and announce you are going for a cigarette, but not for a wank? Seems like it should be the other way around to me. One is bad for your health, makes you smell bad, the other has many health benefits, and should be odour free afterwards. Also as the second is not illegal inside no extra shelters need be built, no risk of fire, less time needed walking to and from the approved areas. And for anyone who has never seen it youtube[^]

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                But which one would you rather shake hands with afterwards?

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                  fat_boy wrote:

                  Anyone fancy a bukake?

                  Perhaps a couple of the girls will play snowballs.

                  "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, Give me Liberty, or give me Death!" ~ Patrick Henry, Republican and anti-Federalist

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                  yeah............. :-\

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                    Thats a new one! Never heard that before, and I dread to ask what it is...

                    Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost

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                    fat_boy wrote:

                    Thats a new one! Never heard that before, and I dread to ask what it is...

                    See? Global Warming has eliminated all the snowballs in your area. ;)

                    "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, Give me Liberty, or give me Death!" ~ Patrick Henry, Republican and anti-Federalist

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