Geez what are the chances...
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End of days is scheduled for 21/5/2011[^] The same bloody day I'm flying half way around the world. Do I pack extra sandwiches? Will the hosties have been trained for an end of days scenario? DO I assume the brace position? Will we get sufficient warning for me to proposition them all with joining the mile high club?
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End of days is scheduled for 21/5/2011[^] The same bloody day I'm flying half way around the world. Do I pack extra sandwiches? Will the hosties have been trained for an end of days scenario? DO I assume the brace position? Will we get sufficient warning for me to proposition them all with joining the mile high club?
"If May 21 passes and I'm still here, that means I wasn't saved. Does that mean God's word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all" Right... Not that you want to hedge your bets at all. Another loony.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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End of days is scheduled for 21/5/2011[^] The same bloody day I'm flying half way around the world. Do I pack extra sandwiches? Will the hosties have been trained for an end of days scenario? DO I assume the brace position? Will we get sufficient warning for me to proposition them all with joining the mile high club?
_Josh_ wrote:
Will we get sufficient warning for me to proposition them all with joining the mile high club?
And if they all accept, just how much time are you going to need? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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End of days is scheduled for 21/5/2011[^] The same bloody day I'm flying half way around the world. Do I pack extra sandwiches? Will the hosties have been trained for an end of days scenario? DO I assume the brace position? Will we get sufficient warning for me to proposition them all with joining the mile high club?
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_Josh_ wrote:
Will we get sufficient warning for me to proposition them all with joining the mile high club?
And if they all accept, just how much time are you going to need? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
And if they all accept, just how much time are you going to need?
~15 cabin crew. I calulate 30 seconds for the first and 2.5 hours for the others to stop laughing. :laugh: ;P :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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I'll be on the MVP open day in Microsoft's India development center. I think I'll take an aisle seat in the conference hall, if I've to get up and run quickly. :)
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Where to? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Where to? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
Towards the big ship at the end of the valley.
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End of days is scheduled for 21/5/2011[^] The same bloody day I'm flying half way around the world. Do I pack extra sandwiches? Will the hosties have been trained for an end of days scenario? DO I assume the brace position? Will we get sufficient warning for me to proposition them all with joining the mile high club?
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. Either way, you'll have no problems until you try to land. . .
Never mind who, where is John Galt when we need him?
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End of days is scheduled for 21/5/2011[^] The same bloody day I'm flying half way around the world. Do I pack extra sandwiches? Will the hosties have been trained for an end of days scenario? DO I assume the brace position? Will we get sufficient warning for me to proposition them all with joining the mile high club?
_Josh_ wrote:
DO I assume the brace position?
Just stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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End of days is scheduled for 21/5/2011[^] The same bloody day I'm flying half way around the world. Do I pack extra sandwiches? Will the hosties have been trained for an end of days scenario? DO I assume the brace position? Will we get sufficient warning for me to proposition them all with joining the mile high club?
DAMMIT! I need another 10,000 rounds of 5.56 and .45 ammo, and I was scheduling my purchasing around 12/21/2012. There's NO WAY I can order that much at one time without getting the attention of certain government agencies that mauy or may not exist. DAMMIT TO HELL!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
