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SCRUM master / release manager

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    Just saw a former employer post an ad for this position. Sounds like a dream job if you like sitting there all day and twiddling your thumbs! No coding involved! Scrum meetings lasted 5 minutes per day when I was there, and we never needed a dedicated "master."

    Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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      Just saw a former employer post an ad for this position. Sounds like a dream job if you like sitting there all day and twiddling your thumbs! No coding involved! Scrum meetings lasted 5 minutes per day when I was there, and we never needed a dedicated "master."

      Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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      Shahriar Iqbal Chowdhury Galib
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      wizardzz wrote:

      we never needed a dedicated "master."

      thats why they are master, they dont do anyting :) :)

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        wizardzz wrote:

        we never needed a dedicated "master."

        thats why they are master, they dont do anyting :) :)

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        Brian C Hart
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        don't you hate it when you get some I.T. recruiter and they tick off a list of buzzwords and you can just tell, they don't even know anything about what they are talking about?

        Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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        • W wizardzz

          Just saw a former employer post an ad for this position. Sounds like a dream job if you like sitting there all day and twiddling your thumbs! No coding involved! Scrum meetings lasted 5 minutes per day when I was there, and we never needed a dedicated "master."

          Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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          Now that you are not there, they can move on and get some real work done. :)

          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            Just saw a former employer post an ad for this position. Sounds like a dream job if you like sitting there all day and twiddling your thumbs! No coding involved! Scrum meetings lasted 5 minutes per day when I was there, and we never needed a dedicated "master."

            Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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            I've been asked, "How many years of experience with Agile and SCRUM?" A lot. All I ever do is go to meetings and wait for other people to do their jobs. One time, there was this guy hired as a Lead Developer over me (the Lead Developer position was open to me and then I was told I would be made just a "Senior" Developer), and anyway, he wanted to have meetings twice per week. I pushed back on that because what do we want to do: (a) have meetings or (b) actually get work done? Aaarghh!

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