SCRUM master / release manager
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Just saw a former employer post an ad for this position. Sounds like a dream job if you like sitting there all day and twiddling your thumbs! No coding involved! Scrum meetings lasted 5 minutes per day when I was there, and we never needed a dedicated "master."
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Just saw a former employer post an ad for this position. Sounds like a dream job if you like sitting there all day and twiddling your thumbs! No coding involved! Scrum meetings lasted 5 minutes per day when I was there, and we never needed a dedicated "master."
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
wizardzz wrote:
we never needed a dedicated "master."
thats why they are master, they dont do anyting :) :)
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wizardzz wrote:
we never needed a dedicated "master."
thats why they are master, they dont do anyting :) :)
don't you hate it when you get some I.T. recruiter and they tick off a list of buzzwords and you can just tell, they don't even know anything about what they are talking about?
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
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Just saw a former employer post an ad for this position. Sounds like a dream job if you like sitting there all day and twiddling your thumbs! No coding involved! Scrum meetings lasted 5 minutes per day when I was there, and we never needed a dedicated "master."
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Just saw a former employer post an ad for this position. Sounds like a dream job if you like sitting there all day and twiddling your thumbs! No coding involved! Scrum meetings lasted 5 minutes per day when I was there, and we never needed a dedicated "master."
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
I've been asked, "How many years of experience with Agile and SCRUM?" A lot. All I ever do is go to meetings and wait for other people to do their jobs. One time, there was this guy hired as a Lead Developer over me (the Lead Developer position was open to me and then I was told I would be made just a "Senior" Developer), and anyway, he wanted to have meetings twice per week. I pushed back on that because what do we want to do: (a) have meetings or (b) actually get work done? Aaarghh!