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    Dalek Dave
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    Even though we both speak the same language, it's amazing how there are some subtle differences between American-English and proper English: They say "sidewalk" we say "pavement". They say "pants" we say "trousers". They say "buried at sea" we say "naked and chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers".

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      Even though we both speak the same language, it's amazing how there are some subtle differences between American-English and proper English: They say "sidewalk" we say "pavement". They say "pants" we say "trousers". They say "buried at sea" we say "naked and chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers".

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      Lost User
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      Osama bin Laden is an anagram of Lob da man in sea.

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        Osama bin Laden is an anagram of Lob da man in sea.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        Lost User
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        Oh thats good, very good. :)

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          Even though we both speak the same language, it's amazing how there are some subtle differences between American-English and proper English: They say "sidewalk" we say "pavement". They say "pants" we say "trousers". They say "buried at sea" we say "naked and chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers".

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Sandesh M Patil
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          They say "buried at sea" we say "naked and chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers".

          :laugh:

          Cheers,
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