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Big Hand For Randy Guy!

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  • L Lost User

    I've been doing a lot of work with an external company recently, one of whom is called Andrew Gay. I take great delight in announcing I am off for a meeting with A Gay and so on. Even better he is A Gay GIS Consultant.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    My last company had a Dick Black, the Phone system listed surnames first, it was always slightly weird when the display would say 'Call Black Dick?' and you had to say Yes.

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Let's hear it for Randy Guy[^]! Getting anywhere in life with that name, except in pron, deserves a big :thumbsup:. I am convinced his parents must be real nasty to do that to a boy.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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      hairy_hats
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      His parents should be done for child abuse.

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        Could be worse[^], this is what happens when you don't use lubricant!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        "This Websense category is filtered: Sex Education." They obviously think it is a real condition.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        • L Lost User

          My last company had a Dick Black, the Phone system listed surnames first, it was always slightly weird when the display would say 'Call Black Dick?' and you had to say Yes.

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          My dad goes by the name of Dick, and it always cracks me up when he writes his name against things, like doing the shopping list and he will put down 'dick talc' and the such like. When I scanned all the old photo slides for them the other week I amused myself by creating a new folder for them called 'Dick Slides'.

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          • L Lost User

            My last company had a Dick Black, the Phone system listed surnames first, it was always slightly weird when the display would say 'Call Black Dick?' and you had to say Yes.

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            More great Dicks (that I am sure must be reposts); Dick Spring[^] Dick Trickle[^] and a Willie Willie Stroker[^]

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            • L Lost User

              My dad goes by the name of Dick, and it always cracks me up when he writes his name against things, like doing the shopping list and he will put down 'dick talc' and the such like. When I scanned all the old photo slides for them the other week I amused myself by creating a new folder for them called 'Dick Slides'.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              That would really amuse me too.

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Let's hear it for Randy Guy[^]! Getting anywhere in life with that name, except in pron, deserves a big :thumbsup:. I am convinced his parents must be real nasty to do that to a boy.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                wizardzz
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                That headline is amazing. :thumbsup:

                Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                • L Lost User

                  More great Dicks (that I am sure must be reposts); Dick Spring[^] Dick Trickle[^] and a Willie Willie Stroker[^]

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                  Willie Stroker

                  Ain't he from Wanker county. :-D Cheers!

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                  • L Lost User

                    More great Dicks (that I am sure must be reposts); Dick Spring[^] Dick Trickle[^] and a Willie Willie Stroker[^]

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    Jeremy Hutchinson
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                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Swett[^] Wikipedia lists him as Richard Swett, but he ran for congress (maybe senate) as Dick Swett. Apparently name recognition goes a long way in New Hampshire.

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                    • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                      Willie Stroker

                      Ain't he from Wanker county. :-D Cheers!

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                      Wanker is a German(ic) name is it not? In Married With Children it was Peggy Bundy's maiden name, and her family hailed from Wanker County.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        Let's hear it for Randy Guy[^]! Getting anywhere in life with that name, except in pron, deserves a big :thumbsup:. I am convinced his parents must be real nasty to do that to a boy.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                        I worked for a company whose in-house magazine editor was Richard Head.

                        The best things in life are not things.

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Let's hear it for Randy Guy[^]! Getting anywhere in life with that name, except in pron, deserves a big :thumbsup:. I am convinced his parents must be real nasty to do that to a boy.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                          AspDotNetDev
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                          He really must be a Randy Guy if he's going to go for Global Head.

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                          • L Lost User

                            More great Dicks (that I am sure must be reposts); Dick Spring[^] Dick Trickle[^] and a Willie Willie Stroker[^]

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                            Geordie_Wilber
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                            Long, long ago, when I worked in the Finance dept of a district council in the NE of the UK, we had a Dick Hunt - which is okay as far as it goes - but it was his brother Warwick, who lived in the same village, who really made sending rates reminders out fun!

                            Cheers,
                            Wilber.

                            "I was fortunate to be raised among men, in the old sense of the word. I learned to hunt and shoot, and I learned to appreciate fine guns." - Ted Yost

                            "My response to people saying slang destroys the language is: bollocks." - Jonathon Green

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                              Wanker is a German(ic) name is it not? In Married With Children it was Peggy Bundy's maiden name, and her family hailed from Wanker County.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                              Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                              Stroke willie == to wank Questions? :doh: :-D

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