It's been nice knowing you all but I gotta go now
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Proof that the end is here - Saturday to be exact.[^] My lord and savior send me a text this morning and said to pack my bags because I'm coming home. Can I get an Amen?
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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Proof that the end is here - Saturday to be exact.[^] My lord and savior send me a text this morning and said to pack my bags because I'm coming home. Can I get an Amen?
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
Amen brother. May the schwartz be with you. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Proof that the end is here - Saturday to be exact.[^] My lord and savior send me a text this morning and said to pack my bags because I'm coming home. Can I get an Amen?
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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Proof that the end is here - Saturday to be exact.[^] My lord and savior send me a text this morning and said to pack my bags because I'm coming home. Can I get an Amen?
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
When it doesn't happen can we sue them for false advertisement?
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.
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Proof that the end is here - Saturday to be exact.[^] My lord and savior send me a text this morning and said to pack my bags because I'm coming home. Can I get an Amen?
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
Yep, the kooks are saying that the earthquakes will start at 6pm local time everywhere, since it will conveniently start at the International Date Line and move west at one time zone per hour. It will, of course, take into account the irregular borders between time zones, and the various discrepancies and daylight savings times in various countries... Sure, it'll ignore the fault lines and pretty much all of geological science, but that's beside the point! I'm trying to decide what to do at 6pm on Saturday... Sit on the Internet and laugh at the kooks, go to Times Square and see if there are kooks I can laugh at in person, or just ignore it and watch something on Netflix... I'm leaning toward Netflix.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Proof that the end is here - Saturday to be exact.[^] My lord and savior send me a text this morning and said to pack my bags because I'm coming home. Can I get an Amen?
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Yep, the kooks are saying that the earthquakes will start at 6pm local time everywhere, since it will conveniently start at the International Date Line and move west at one time zone per hour. It will, of course, take into account the irregular borders between time zones, and the various discrepancies and daylight savings times in various countries... Sure, it'll ignore the fault lines and pretty much all of geological science, but that's beside the point! I'm trying to decide what to do at 6pm on Saturday... Sit on the Internet and laugh at the kooks, go to Times Square and see if there are kooks I can laugh at in person, or just ignore it and watch something on Netflix... I'm leaning toward Netflix.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Hmmmm....pretty sure that the Christian God could do exactly that if he/she/it desired to. That is sort of the point of the all powerful/knowing/seeing bit.
I suppose, but I think if the theists really wanted to sell the idea to us realists, they would at least TRY to base it on the laws of physics somehow... Granted, it'd be pretty difficult.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Why? He's not the boss of me!!!
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Proof that the end is here - Saturday to be exact.[^] My lord and savior send me a text this morning and said to pack my bags because I'm coming home. Can I get an Amen?
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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I suppose, but I think if the theists really wanted to sell the idea to us realists, they would at least TRY to base it on the laws of physics somehow... Granted, it'd be pretty difficult.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
I suppose, but I think if the theists really wanted to sell the idea to us realists, they would at least TRY to base it on the laws of physics somehow
By its very nature and definition the Christian rapture just oozes theology. Absolutely no one is trying to "sell" the idea by disassociating it from the Christianity.