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If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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An electron and a proton go to post joke on the Internet. The proton says to the electron "It's a repost!" The electron replies "Are you sure?". "Yes" says the proton, "I'm positive."
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Dalek Dave wrote:
The News Quiz is a truly funny program.
Isn't it just, although with Sandy sitting squarely in the firing line, I would have made more of the Marmite thing.
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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"Baed?" Is that "bad" with an extra e? Or perhaps "baaaad" as in something even a :baaaa!: would turn its nose up to? "Bayed" as in wolves howling in dismay (moon notwithstanding)? It's all very confusing.
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer Watch Bad Programmer! - Premieres May, 2011
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"Baed?" Is that "bad" with an extra e? Or perhaps "baaaad" as in something even a :baaaa!: would turn its nose up to? "Bayed" as in wolves howling in dismay (moon notwithstanding)? It's all very confusing.
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer Watch Bad Programmer! - Premieres May, 2011
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The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
I know. But my way's more fun. :)
Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer Watch Bad Programmer! - Premieres May, 2011
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Another one on the topic (sorry, only works in German): Zwei Neutronen wollen in die Disco. Der Türsteher sagt zu ihnen: "Ihr kommt hier nicht rein!" "Warum denn?" "Nur geladene Gäste!"
Regards, mav -- Black holes are the places where God divided by 0...
